The Bodyguard I Picked Up Is a Boss

[ABO entertainment industry setting] Complete! It's complete!

Check out my newly completed novel, The One Who Chases Stars! You won't regret picking it up! Here's the blurb:

Nothing is impossible if you have money and food.

Ai Changle is the most voracious stand-in, and the best actor among livestream food hosts.

To his boss: "I'll do the work, but let's settle the pay first."

To his client: "I'll act the part, but let's settle the pay first."

To Wen Qing: "What can money buy, can you eat it? Waaah, Mom, he's so handsome, so handsome, so handsome! Waaah, how can he be so handsome?" As a die-hard fanboy, Ai Changle pulls out all the stops and finally lands a role in a scene with Wen Qing... as the other actor's stand-in.

How exciting! It's like life has reached its peak!

How exciting! It's like life has reached its climax!

Little does he know this is only the first step into a tiger's den.

Actually, it's a peach's journey into a tiger's den. He has another nickname: Peach. After every food livestream, he eats a peach. If there are no peaches, he has to drink a glass of peach juice.

Later, after Movie Emperor Wen and he have an indescribable encounter, Wen gives his pert, pink bottom a little smack:

"Mm, you really are a little peach."

He shudders all over. Huh? When did things start going wrong?

[This novel's blurb]

"Don't let him get away!"

To evade the paparazzi, Fu Ling hides in a garbage room. He never expected to be marked by an amnesiac man! And now the man is clinging to him like a big dog and won't let go!

Fu Ling: I'm shaking you off!

Fu Da: I'm marking you~

Fu Ling: I'm hiding...

Fu Da: I'll follow.

Fu Ling: I'm running!

Fu Da: I'll chase you~

Fu Ling loses his temper and curses: "How long are you going to keep following me? Get lost!" (Let's fight, big guy!)

But Fu Da's lips tremble, and he bursts into tears: "Brother Ling, don't leave me!"

Later, Fu Da regains his memories and turns out to be a huge, huge, huge, huge boss. Fu Ling sees his chance and says, "Goodbye, boss!"

Xu Guanrong replies coldly, "Go ahead and try leaving."

Fu Ling explains, "Didn't you say you don't remember being Fu Da now? I'll make myself scarce and disappear on my own!"

Xu Guanrong gives him a wicked smile. "Man, you've successfully caught my attention."

A clingy, loyal puppy at first, then a cool, reserved tease seme x a uke who can handle both loyal puppies and reserved teases, and who loves boldly and hates boldly.

"I think the sky is about to fall," Fu Ling says, exhausted.

Fu Da stands up, stretches both arms high above his head, and says with a goofy smile:

"I'll hold up the sky for you. Don't be afraid."

"I think the sky is about to fall," Fu Ling says, exhausted.

Xu Guanrong crosses one leg over the other and drawls lazily:

"You idiot. I like you."

After Fu Da turns back into Xu Guanrong, Fu Ling likes taking him to places where they used to go on dates, hoping to help him recover his memories of being Fu Da.

Fu Ling: "When you were Fu Da, you kissed me here."

Xu Guanrong: "How did I kiss you?"

Mwah!

Fu Ling kisses him on the cheek and says angrily, "Just like that. Why is it so hard for you to get your memories back? This is so annoying!"

Xu Guanrong pats him on the head. "Silly boy."

I've always remembered you...

[Reading Guide]

1. ABO setting, a sweet story.

2. Modern alternate universe, no real-life models. Please don't overanalyze.

3. Please don't bring up any real-world celebrities in the comments.

4. The logic is simple, the characters are simple, and the writing is simple. I know I'm a nobody writer, so there's no need to tell me.

Theme: An absurd, ridiculous, yet pure love story