Is Aier is a dangerous lich who has slept for six thousand years. His breath can freeze a person’s soul, and his voice can awe countless creatures. He is undeniably a high-risk individual.
But time has passed, and the world has changed. The great lich can no longer be bothered to exist, and plans to have his old nemesis, the High Priest of Light, purify him.
Until a federal archaeological team puts him on television for the whole world to see.
Archaeological team leader, gesturing excitedly: “Wow! Look at this freshly unearthed artifact! His bones are encrusted with gems, and his soul fire is terrifying. This ancient lich is something never seen in modern society. He’s of tremendous academic value!”
A certain High Priest of Light: “Aww, this lich has a wealth of knowledge and extraordinary life experience. He’s also so gentle and refined. He’s truly an honored guest of our Holy Temple of Light!”
A child passing by: “He’s so handsome! I want to be a lich when I grow up!”
The great lich: “Huh?”
Federal Guard captain: “Stop right there, great lich! You’re charged with occupying a motor vehicle lane, flying over the speed limit, summoning skeletons outside a designated area, exposing your internal organs in front of a minor, illegally using teleportation magic in a no-magic zone, and causing a scrape with a lawfully driven magic-powered mech, which resulted in paint coming off its surface... With all these offenses combined, and since no prison can hold you, you are hereby fined 1.25 million federal credits!”
The great lich: “Huh?”
Federal Guard captain: “You don’t have the money? Don’t worry, the High Priest of the Holy Temple of Light has already paid your fine. Under federal law, you belong to him until your debt is repaid.”
The people: “Aaaah! Your Holiness, please take good care of this beautiful and precious lich!”
The great lich: “Huh???”
Couple: The world’s greatest actor and a devastatingly beautiful, universally adored High Priest of Light × a great lich completely out of touch with modern society, adored by everyone
[Edict from the Herald of Darkness] This novel will go premium on Monday, March 23! I hope all you followers of darkness will keep up with the Herald!
[Reading Guide]
1. The entire main text is in first person. The protagonist is the bottom, and that won’t change.
2. This is part of a series under the tag “A World Far Away.” You’re welcome to check out the other stories!
3. Although the fantasy elements come from familiar myths and works, I’ve freely adapted them in my own way. I alone decide how they’re interpreted!
The next story is tentatively scheduled to be Heaven and Hell: A Record of Their Political Marriage
Lucifer × Michael, but in space
In the fifth era, year 4083 of the River Empire, it is the ten-thousandth year of humanity’s war against the evil spirits of the subspace.
The newly inducted Star Guard swears allegiance to the Emperor of the Human Empire. The Emperor blesses them: May you die in battle and have your souls go to the Great Holy See.
There, the Holy Lord of Heaven, the merciful Flame Archangel Saint Michael, will receive your pure soul and cloak you in glory.
Michael, the Holy Lord of Heaven, is terribly excited lately. A vast, pitch-black fleet is gathering beyond the ninth heaven. Satan is preparing to counterattack Heaven.
At last, he has an excuse to take the holy flame sword back from its shrine in the Human Empire!
Everyone knows that Satan was cast out of Heaven, so they all assume he will raise his arms and roar, storm the ninth heaven, fight his way from east to west and south to north, and take his revenge in a river of blood, leaving corpses everywhere in a truly horrific spectacle!
But he doesn’t.
Satan has spent thirty thousand years diligently building infrastructure in Hell. Charging into Heaven might sound thrilling, but the demons’ standard of living has genuinely improved. Just when everyone thinks Satan will keep devoting himself to transforming Hell...
He decides to counterattack Heaven.
The subspace spirits and humanity are locked in a fierce battle. Then they look around and wonder: Huh? Why has the Holy Lord of Heaven’s angel army arrived? So they run in the opposite direction. What the hell, the demon army from Hell is waiting over there?
They said Heaven and Hell were about to go to war.
So who’s fighting whom?
“By my sword, all evil shall be silenced!”
“If you are holy fire, then I will be your fuel. I want to watch you burn everything to ashes.”
Theme: Time passes, but one’s original aspiration remains unchanged.
The God of Darkness was in such a bad situation that many of its corners were poached.
It doesn't matter, although Aldo can't [ ], but you can, right?
Good laugh 1422 has two mature language systems
Hahahaha 1422 perfectly adapts to the temple language system
Although the identity has been exchanged, are you still handling your original affairs? 2333
Yes, the second setting is so famous that it counterattacks the original work. But if the image and status are really shaped according to people's consciousness, maybe it will come true. Wukong is Teacher Zhang, and Erlang Shen is Teacher Jiao. There are not as many foreigners as us, hehe
Is this chapter a recipe? Why am I hungry?
There are also real records from Northeast China, right?
How did you know I picked up a cat?
Admissions have also come down, and it's time to press the deadline and enter the market.
So what should Er Deng and the Great Priest do? Plato?
Congratulations on the completion, spread flowers
Although, I still think it's a pity that Helena switched to the light camp. He is very suitable for the dark side.
The Garden of Gods can be uploaded, and please write more! Nice!
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The God of Darkness was in such a bad situation that many of its corners were poached.
It doesn't matter, although Aldo can't [ ], but you can, right?
Good laugh 1422 has two mature language systems
Hahahaha 1422 perfectly adapts to the temple language system
Although the identity has been exchanged, are you still handling your original affairs? 2333
Yes, the second setting is so famous that it counterattacks the original work. But if the image and status are really shaped according to people's consciousness, maybe it will come true. Wukong is Teacher Zhang, and Erlang Shen is Teacher Jiao. There are not as many foreigners as us, hehe
Is this chapter a recipe? Why am I hungry? There are also real records from Northeast China, right? How did you know I picked up a cat? Admissions have also come down, and it's time to press the deadline and enter the market.
So what should Er Deng and the Great Priest do? Plato?
Congratulations on the completion, spread flowers Although, I still think it's a pity that Helena switched to the light camp. He is very suitable for the dark side.
The Garden of Gods can be uploaded, and please write more! Nice!