[Next book - Are you straight or not?]
Before the start of school, Ye Luo, a teacher of the People's Republic of China, went to the bar because of his love. After a night, listening to the sound of water in the bathroom, he didn't see the person and didn't remember his appearance, so he put on his clothes and left.
Lu Ziheng came out in his nightgown and found that the bed was empty. He squinted impatiently and saw a card in a bag that was all over the floor.
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At the beginning of the school year, Ye Luo suffered from gastric disease again. He went to the infirmary to get medicine as usual, and when his class was not in his class next period, he lay in bed and chatted with the school doctor.
Ye Luo put his glasses aside: "Xiao Li, help me get a box of digestive tablets."
There was a rustling sound in the pharmacy.
Ye Luo said in a lazy tone: "My teacher card has disappeared again. I have to go to the administrative office to get a replacement later. Teacher Zhang must have asked me to help me introduce a partner, and he wanted to compare you with me. Why did you get married so early?"
After getting no response for a long time, Ye Luo opened his eyes and vaguely saw a teacher card.
Lu Ziheng: "Teacher Ye, you left in a hurry that morning and left your teacher card."
Ye Luo:......
Lu Ziheng: "Also, I don't have a partner yet."
The school doctor attacked (Lu Ziheng) and the teacher suffered (Ye Luo)
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—Brother, what would happen if I jumped from here?
—You weren't the one who picked up my teacher's card.
[Are you straight or not?]
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During Song Ji's three years of high school, he had almost no interaction with Jiang Zhilu, the school boss. The only time he saw the school boss was with green grass growing on his head. He glanced at the man and suddenly felt that the school sweetheart's girlfriend was a bit shady.
Unexpectedly, Song Ji and Jiang Zhilu were admitted to the same university and became classmates.
He carried a photo of the school varsity being greened. In order to protect the dignity of the school varsity, he pretended not to know about it.
Song Ji accidentally hit his head. Jiang Zhilu rubbed his head lovingly. Song Ji told himself that Jiang Zhilu was straight and the photo of him being fucked was still in his hand.
Jiang Zhilu called him brother - it was just polite, Jiang Zhilu was straight.
Jiang Zhilu helped him change clothes - everyone is afraid of men, Jiang Zhilu is straight.
Jiang Zhilu took him home - to a friend's house as a guest. Jiang Zhilu was straight.
Jiang Zhilu put his hand into his...
Song Ji couldn't bear it while lying on the bed: "Jiang Zhilu, are you fucking straight?"
Jiang Zhilu lowered his eyes and looked at Song Ji, whose eyes were slightly red: "It's not straight at all."
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