That Immortal Lord Keeps Flirting with Me

Also known as The Whole Cultivation World Wants to Kill Me and The Immortal Lord Who Fought Me for Ten Thousand Years Came to the Demon Realm and Said He Loved Me

An aggressive bottom who seems to kill without blinking but actually wants to die every day & a supposedly flirtatious top who is actually serious, and a master of hiding his true feelings

[The Demon Lord's Blurb]

Ning Wuxin: A demon lord of her age, immortal and undying, cold-blooded, heartless, and good for nothing but her beauty.

Still, people keep falling for her looks and trying to change her. :)

Among them is an immortal lord she hates to the bone.

Just as she is about to pack up and run away, a voice from beyond the heavens rings out

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[Please complete your mission as soon as possible, or you will face the corresponding punishment~]

Ning Wuxin: ...Get lost!

[The Immortal Lord's Blurb]

A thousand years after the demon lord was sealed away, an immortal lord has an epiphany and takes flight, no, wait, she doesn't ascend.

But thanks to this, she gains the Heavenly Dao's help and learns how to break the demon lord's immortal body.

The answer is to make the demon lord fall in love.

But demons have no hearts. How can she make one fall in love?

As the saying goes, shamelessness makes you invincible.

But when she arrives in the demon realm

Who is this person asking for a hug the moment she opens her mouth?

In a nutshell: Two emotionless old monsters who've lived for ten thousand years fall in love while trying every which way to kill each other. :)

[Warnings]

1. The System is a heartless scumbag. To sum up, every protagonist in this book is a scumbag! So try not to get too invested, or you'll just make yourself furious. _φ( °-°)/?

2. The top is deeply prejudiced against demons early on, even loathes them! She takes advantage of the bottom many times in the story, so beware if you're protective of the bottom!

3. The bottom really has no heart! She's a true villain! No redemption!

4. Romance is the focus, with a low-magic setting. They are exclusive in body and heart, and it has a happy ending [remember this].

★ Please show some love to my next upcoming novel, I Fell for Your Nonsense ★

One-line pitch: Shamelessly showing off their love in a game world~

Blurb 1:

Si Han is playing an online game. One day, the game's System glitches while she's selecting automatic matchmaking for a romance partner, and she gets matched with the number-one player on the rankings.

Si Han: ...

The moment the System's message goes out, the whole server erupts.

Looking at the level difference between them, Si Han quietly clicks to leave, only to receive a friend request from the top player the next second.

Verification message: Want to give it a try?

Si Han types calmly: I'm terrible at this.

The person on the other end is even calmer: That's fine. I'm strong.

Blurb 2:

Si Han has severe autism. She shuts the door and shuts everyone out. When she disappears, no one can get a response from her, but somehow there's always someone who can dig her out, no matter how deep she hides.

:)

Si Han looks at the junior who's confessed to her countless times and still refuses to give up. This time, she decides to use her trump card and says, "I have a partner."

The other girl freezes.

Si Han presses on: "She's strong."

The other girl's expression starts to turn peculiar.

Si Han continues: "And she's beautiful."

The other girl wears an indescribable expression.

Si Han delivers her final point: "Most of all, she's faithful."

Everyone knows the girl across from her flirts with countless people and is practically the campus flirt at A University.

At that, she falls silent.

But after the silence comes an even bigger outburst.

She smiles: "Then, partner, shall we go see a movie?"

Si Han: ???

What on earth, little sis?

It isn't until later that Si Han discovers that her in-game romance partner and the girl pursuing her in real life are one and the same...

:)

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In the game: A sweet, awkward little shadow & a gentle, considerate top player

In real life: A seemingly aloof, actually autistic, awkward-silence-aura, untouchable senior & a clingy junior with a sunny disposition and a habit of flirting with everyone

★ Recommendations for my friends' novels ★

Which Little Childhood Friend Are You by Hua Busha

Please Smile at Me [Showbiz] by Jian Jingluo

Apprentice, Come Be a Demon Cultivator by Chen Moge

Theme: Being a jerk is fun for a while, but true love comes back to haunt you.