A Disruptive Story, Please Delete

I don't think I'll ever manage to change my pen name on JJ in my lifetime! I signed a contract in 2009, and I've had four editors since then. The first one never spoke to me after the contract was signed, and the second and third never spoke to me at all. The fourth simply refuses to let me change my pen name. I'm desperate. Anyway, nobody reads my stuff, and JJ couldn't care less how many words I've written. So I deleted my stories and left. I don't think I'll ever manage to change my pen name on JJ in my lifetime! I have no idea why changing a pen name on JJ is so difficult. Forget it, I've given up. I'm not counting on making money from writing novels. I don't need the money, and I've never asked for recommendations or favorites. I just write for fun, but... I guess I'll have to go have fun somewhere else. Also, signing a contract was a terrible idea. It locks you in for five years, and they won't let you delete your stories or change your pen name. I understand that I could use a different pen name on another site and sign a contract with my parents' ID, and it wouldn't be a problem at all. But I'm the kind of person who gets attached to the first thing I chose, and once I've made a decision, I don't leave. Still, I'm really disappointed. Goodbye, JJ.