Don't Judge a Tiger by Its Looks [Interstellar]

[My new story, My Little Red Panda Becomes a Dad in the Apocalypse, is now up next door. Cuties, come check it out and add it to your favorites, ovo]

*Ridiculous laugh-out-loud comedy

Hu Yanyan is the last auspicious white tiger spirit in the world. Since childhood, his mother has taught him that boys should be gentle and virtuous, frugal and good at managing a household, skilled at embroidery and handicrafts, and never leave the house.

Hu Yanyan did his best and learned everything by the book. His tiny steps were so small that other people's one step equaled three of his.

But his tiger paws were chubby and plump, and he could never hold an embroidery needle as thin as a strand of hair.

His mother, worried about him, sent him into the human world to train his intelligence.

Once there, he discovered a whole new world.

Wow, durian is so tasty!

Bananas are so tasty!

Vegetables are so tasty!

Huh? This human looks tasty too (?▽?)

A year later,

Hu Yanyan shyly said, "Mom, this is my mate."

Tiger Mom looked at the broad-shouldered, narrow-waisted CEO-type man. "WHT???"

Son, you're a man!

How can you bring home another man!

Hu Yanyan, just realizing his partner was the wrong sex: QAQ

Hu Yanyan cautiously reached out a little paw toward the man beside him. "Listen, can I still call off the engagement?"

Salmon Nord smiled dangerously. "What do you think?"

Imperial Marshal Salmon Nord sacrificed himself for his country and became paralyzed, confined to a wheelchair. The alien beasts were poised to strike from outside, while powerful enemies surrounded him within. His fiancée, who had always treated him with gentle consideration, publicly humiliated him and broke off their engagement...

Then a man with bright, round cat eyes appeared before him. A slow, gentle voice said, "I like you. You look so tasty (?▽?)"

Salmon Nord: ???

That night, Xingbo was in an uproar, and the servers nearly crashed.

Interstellar Netizen 1: Hu Yanyan is just a pretty face. He's not worthy of being the marshal's spouse!

Interstellar Netizen 2: Exactly. Apart from being good-looking, he's useless.

Interstellar Netizen 3: The marshal will probably dump him in less than a week.

Until the alien beasts attacked. One swipe from Hu Yanyan turned a ninth-level beast into a pile of mush.

Interstellar Netizens 123...: QAQ

The marshal's spouse is mighty and magnificent!

The post has already been screenshotted on Weibo ⊙▽⊙ (2019.07.05)

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Why Is My Idol So Unhinged? [Ridiculous Comedy]

Wu Zhi (Zhi, fourth tone) was an overbearing, unrivaled devil in the cultivation world, with a notoriously foul and vicious temper. He loved picking fights and arguing, and had beaten up plenty of men and women in the cultivation world.

Then an accident sent him to a parallel world, where he became a washed-up little idol named Wu Zhi, though the character for Zhi was different.

The little idol was a spoiled rich kid who joined the entertainment business just for fun. He had even joined an idol group. On the group's debut night, they were interviewed. The others showed off their talents by singing, dancing, pouting, and acting cute.

When it was his turn to show off his talent, Wu Zhi expressionlessly swung a big hammer at himself, successfully hammering himself into the hospital.

Wu Zhi: ?

Where did my huge sphere of protective demonic energy go?

The little idol had a willow-slim waist, alluring eyes, and skin as pale as jade. His face was smooth as an egg.

While endorsing a beauty product, he read the script expressionlessly: "A man should look like a man. Either don't protect yourself, or protect yourself all the way, whether it's a woman or your skin."

Wu Zhi's fans kept tagging Fei Quan: Your wife is calling you.

Fei Quan: ?

Wu Zhi: ??

Fei Quan's fans: ???

Fei Quan was tall and muscular, a sunny, tough guy overflowing with testosterone, like a husky standing proudly in the wind. At first glance, he looked like a fine young flower of the nation.

But this flower couldn't stand Wu Zhi, who was girly and full of bad intentions. Until one day, he realized that this guy, who'd been secretly poisoning the big mug on his desk, had done it all just to get his attention. His ego went through the roof.

Caged tiger × man-eating flower (bottom) × runaway mustang husky (top)

Black-hearted, sharp-tongued, gorgeous, bad-tempered bottom × testosterone-fueled, occasionally old-fashioned, very rich husky top

*Neither of them is quite right in the head, but together they make a good pair.

*Everyone has a one-sided crush on the pampered bottom, but he's so irritable he wants to take on the world.

My Little Red Panda Becomes a Dad in the Apocalypse

[Frantically saving up chapters... Please, cuties, add it to your favorites. I really want to write this, sob sob OvO]

Xie Ran was a little red panda spirit who had cultivated for over a thousand years. While undergoing tribulation to ascend, the God of Thunder and Goddess of Lightning, who were drunk, mistook him for a skeleton spirit because his eyes were dark and his eyebrows and mouth were white. Having a grudge against the White Bone Demon, they immediately struck him with a barrage of thunderbolts. They only realized their mistake after they were done, and poor Xie Ran had already turned into a wisp of black smoke and been transported to another world.

When Xie Ran landed, he thought that, as a bear who couldn't fly, he was sure to hit the ground and be smashed to a pulp. But a human cushion broke his fall and saved his bear life.

Xie Ran was a little red panda who believed in repaying kindness. He dragged the unconscious human cushion by one leg and went to find a doctor...

A sudden polar night that lasted three months caused the plants and animals on Earth to undergo terrifying mutations. They began preying on humans, becoming the world's most fearsome aberrant monsters.

Humanity's survival bases kept shrinking. Driven by a powerful will to survive, humans began to evolve.

Nie Chuan, the most powerful evolved person at the R City base, died together with a Class 3S aberrant monster, the blue-striped centipede. He thought he had left this world for good, but when he opened his eyes, he found himself in a space...

A soft voice came from above: "Good boy, help Daddy stack the bags of rice and flour neatly. The apocalypse is coming, so the two of us need to stock up on lots of food."

Nie Chuan: ???

When did I get a dad???

Naturally airheaded, cute little red panda spirit bottom × fake-weakling, unhinged base boss top

*The story takes a rather unconventional approach to various natural disasters, fighting mutated plants and animals, and farming and infrastructure-building O_o

Synopsis screenshotted on 2020/06/30. Plagiarism will be pursued.

Recommending a friend's story

Historical farming story, Don't Mess Around, We're Building Infrastructure!, by Shoupa Wang Mingyue. The protagonists work diligently on infrastructure projects and rise through the ranks, while also petting a tiger along the way.

Theme: Protect justice and peace, starting with ourselves.