Those Years When Everyone Loved the Little Dumpling [Western Crossover]

A human who escaped death became Loki. Because his soul didn't quite fit, Loki remained in the form of a boy. So everyone who met him encountered a proud, adorable, fresh-faced little-prince version of Loki. Big Hammer (looking proud): I bet none of you have a little brother this cute... Everyone else (coldly): A brocon, huh? Later. Bat (CP): The first time we met, I was stealing wallets... ummm... He stayed by my side through the most confused period of my life... Big Super: The first time we met, Loki threw his arms around me so enthusiastically. I even got a face-full of his hair. He was really cute... though Bat's look at the time was a little scary... Iron Can: Why am I the only one who hasn't gotten a loving hug? Loki, I think I deserve an explanation. Little Spider: I'm finally not the only minor anymore! Ahaha... What? You're eight hundred years old??... Coming soon: "Fellow Daoist, You're One Step Too Late!" "I, Liu Xin, swear today that for the next hundred years I will sever all romantic attachments. I will not return until I break through the profound barrier between life and death." Ye Xiao, playing his female character, made a grand declaration and recklessly swore an oath before his inner demon. But once he entered the profound barrier between life and death and confirmed that nobody outside could see him, he immediately slumped, squatting there without a shred of dignity as he drew circles on the ground. His female character was graceful and otherworldly, with bright eyes and pearly teeth, as lovely as a flower, and in the end all she got from Gu Liuguang was a You're a Nice Person card! That was a bit much to take. Ye Xiao sighed, ready to put his feelings aside and devote himself to cultivation, never touching love again. But just a few days into seclusion, he couldn't help switching to his male character and sneaking out for some fun. The profound barrier between life and death was too lonely. Nothing could compare to the bustle and pleasures of the mortal world. Who could have guessed that less than two days after sneaking out, he would run into Gu Liuguang in Honghe Town, where Gu was traveling to gain experience? From then on, things started getting out of Ye Xiao's control. Gu Liuguang, who had just given Ye Xiao's female character a You're a Nice Person card, confessed his feelings to Ye Xiao with blushing ears and said he hoped they could become cultivation partners. Ye Xiao: So the reason this guy rejected my female character was that he's gay! If only I'd gone out as my male character from the start! Faced with the utterly sincere Fellow Daoist Liuguang, Ye Xiao was moved, but the oath before his inner demon applied to both characters. He didn't want his cultivation to fall and never advance again, so he could only refuse, though it pained him. Fellow Daoist, you're one step too late! If fate allows, come back and confess again in a hundred years! A split-personality shou with two characters and a cold, aloof gong whose romance takes a rocky road. Theme: