I Insist on Spoiling You [Quick Transmigration]

[You might also like my other novel, After Returning from Quick Transmigration, My Husband’s Gone Off the Rails~] Mu Cai is a novice cannon-fodder actor who travels between different novel worlds. As everyone knows, cannon fodder exists to be face-slapped, avenged, and mocked by the protagonists. With guidance from more experienced actors, Mu Cai has been working diligently and preparing for everything, but he never expected the plot to go off the rails! When faced with an angry celebrity, Mu Cai, a sasaeng fan, declares righteously: I just love you. What’s wrong with what I’m doing… Short-tempered celebrity: Nothing. Marry me! Mu Cai, who expected to be beaten up: ??? When faced with an Alpha with straight-A syndrome, Mu Cai, a peach-scented omega, pretends to cry: I may not be an omega who can carry a mecha on one shoulder and a cannon on the other, but I still want to go to the battlefield and be with you… The tough, straight-laced Alpha, who hates useless, teary-eyed omegas more than anything: Baby, it’s not that I won’t let you go. It’s too dangerous. Be good. Mu Cai, who expected to be scolded: ??? When faced with a heavenly master devoted to exorcising demons, Mu Cai, a beautiful spirit who has been dead for a hundred years, sneers: You wronged me a thousand years ago. Don’t think you can have a happy life with him a thousand years later! The faithless heavenly master: I won’t be with him. I’ll only be with you. Mu Cai, who expected to be sealed away with a talisman: ??? When faced with the pure-hearted college student protagonist, Mu Cai, his sugar daddy, declares righteously: As my play…thing, you should know what you’re getting into… The pure-hearted college student’s eyes shine with excitement: Thank you, Master, for giving me dessert. Mu Cai, who’s shoved onto the bed and stripped: ??? When faced with a scumbag top who has someone else in his heart, Mu Cai, a lovesick, weak bottom, cries: Why don’t you love me? Is it because I’m not good enough? Boohoo… The scumbag top is about to answer when someone kicks him to the ground. His uncle speaks in a husky voice: Sweetheart, don’t cry. When you cry, it makes me want to… Mu Cai, who somehow ends up marrying the scumbag’s uncle, sitting in the bridal chamber: ??? … Mu Cai: I keep telling the protagonists to remember their missions, but they insist on doting on me instead _(:зゝ∠)_ Diligent plot-follower who charms people without realizing it, beautiful bottom VS devoted top who gets worked up whenever the bottom flirts with him Read at your own risk: 1. The bottom is incredibly beautiful, the most beautiful person in the book, and a total heartthrob. Expect wish fulfillment, fluff, melodrama, terrible logic, and occasionally a bit of absurd comedy. 2. Mutual attraction + love-triangle drama. Read with caution if that’s not your thing! 3. No personal attacks, please. If you’re reading pirated copies, have some self-respect. 4. Important: None of the characters in this novel are based on real people. Don’t bring unrelated people up in the comments. A new novel from a friend, recommended! We’re All Red Scarves by Your Glory With dinosaurs in front and monsters behind, a cliff on the left and a haunted house on the right, traps beneath the ground and meteorites falling from the sky, ever since entering this live-action survival game, Yu Lun has been parkouring alongside the Grim Reaper every day. Even more unbelievably, he wins every time. When others ask him what his secret is, Yu Lun smiles: “Because we’re all red scarves.” * [Bonus Scene: Where the Red Scarves Came From] After the first round, Yu Lun suggests the group pick a name that’s both low-key and badass. He prompts them: “What’s something etched into everyone’s heart that can instantly make you feel completely safe just by thinking about it?” Team member one: Long johns. Yu Lun: … Team member two: My mom. Yu Lun: … Yu Lun looks at the last team member, hoping he’ll come up with something sensible. Under Yu Lun’s eager gaze, Yan Xingshuo silently swallows the words “condom” before replying: “Red scarves.” My upcoming novel~ After Returning from Quick Transmigration, My Husband’s Gone Off the Rails Using modern technology and countless hardships, Shi Ning wakes Xiao Jingchen from a coma, only to discover that he’s lost his mind. He’s stopped earning money, cut off all contact with his family, and become hopelessly addicted to role-playing, all of it directed solely at Shi Ning. The doctor rattles off a long explanation, and Shi Ning sums up the key point: It’s “post-quick-transmigration syndrome.” Since it’s unprecedented, the symptoms are unknown. There’s no medication for now, so everything depends on luck. Shi Ning: … Shi Ning can only go through the quick-transmigration worlds all over again with Xiao Jingchen, this time in real life. Aloof CEO Xiao Jingchen: So you left me because you were pregnant with my child. Shi Ning, forced to run away while pregnant: No, I adopted it. Aloof CEO Xiao Jingchen: Nonsense! Look at that nose, those eyes. How could it not be mine? Shi Ning gazes at the stuffed kitten in his arms, lost in thought: … Domineering emperor Xiao Jingchen: Empress, I want you to attend me tonight. Shi Ning, forced to pamper the emperor: Your Majesty, I’m unwell today. Please retire to another palace. Domineering emperor Xiao Jingchen: Unwell?! Could my beloved be pregnant?! Summon the imperial physician Shi Ning: I just ate too much tonight _(:зゝ∠)_ Eternal Night King Xiao Jingchen: Human, come with me to the Gate of Eternal Life! Shi Ning, with teeth marks on his neck: What’s so great about living forever? I just want something tasty. Obsequious king Xiao Jingchen: What would you like to eat, sweetheart? I’ll make it for you! Shi Ning: Pork with garlic sauce. Remember to add lots of garlic [smile] Brain-addled, role-playing, obsessive top VS gentle, beautiful bottom who plays along Theme: Professionalism