[Coming next: You Turned Gay? I Haven't Even Tried to Turn You Straight Yet! (Tempting shou x Straight-acting gong). Please pre-save!]
[The main story is ongoing, and they've recognized the child. _(:з"∠)_]
1.
Wen Fang recently joined a parenting reality show called Tadpoles Looking for Their "Mama."
The production team invited four father-and-son pairs, along with two "trainee dads," and told the six adults that one of them was the child's biological father.
Just there for the fun of it, Wen Fang spent the show bickering with the kids or trying to trick them into revealing who their father was.
Until one night, Wen Fang took his usual shower and went to bed.
But the instant he came out of the bathroom, someone clapped a hand over his mouth from behind.
"What are you pretending for? Weren't you the one who ran off after getting pregnant back then?"
Wen Fang: ...?
He could get pregnant?
2.
The kids on this show were one handful after another.
Especially Yu Yu. Whenever the kid saw him, he'd put on a serious little face, and somehow Wen Fang kept getting paired with him.
After trying dumplings dipped in strawberry jam, soaking his feet in freezing water, and eating rice soaked in cola and Sprite, Wen Fang swore eternal enmity with the little brat.
Wen Fang even swiped all the rewards Yu Yu won. Furious, Yu Yu climbed onto a chair and demanded, "When are you going to pay back my twenty yuan?"
Wen Fang shrugged. "Want to know? Give me twenty yuan and I'll tell you."
Yu Yu: "...You! (>д<)"
He thought they'd keep sabotaging each other until the show ended. But after Yu Yu came down with a fever, he climbed into Wen Fang's bed in the middle of the night. Half-asleep, he rubbed his little head against Wen Fang's palm and said in a soft, sweet voice, "Don't leave me and Daddy. Daddy misses you so much... I do too..."
Wen Fang silently looked at the little fuzzy head.
This little brat...
Could he really be Wen Fang's child?
And who was the child's father? o.o
3.
Zhou Qiyue had been looking for Wen Fang for three years.
That flirtatious beauty, just like the rumors said, had seduced him into bed and then run off, leaving behind a baby who wasn't even a month old.
He swore he'd make Wen Fang suffer a horrible fate.
He was determined to make Wen Fang experience every bit of the pain he'd endured over the past three years.
Yu Yu rubbed his hands together eagerly. "Daddy, tell me what to do!"
Zhou Qiyue: "Replace the vinegar on his plate with strawberry jam."
Yu Yu (staring in bewilderment): ...?
Zhou Qiyue (frowning): "Just do as you're told."
Yu Yu: "Oh. qaq"
#Angry for three years, still can't bring himself to lay a hand on him#
#Dumplings dipped in strawberry jam already count as torture. Take a breath if you agree#
#As long as you're willing to come back, I'll forgive you#
New novel: I Got Hooked Before I Even Cast My Line [Entertainment Industry]. Please pre-save! ovo
1.
Yu Shinan had been sweet-looking and pretty since childhood.
With his gentle personality, frail build, and fair skin, he attracted plenty of guys from a young age. Once he grew up and got into the dance department, countless handsome tops chased after him and confessed.
But Yu Shinan never wavered, until...
In his sophomore year, he was forced to move dorms because of a campus merger.
2.
His new roommate was Huo Zhou, a swimmer who had made the national team's reserve squad at a young age. He was cool-looking and aloof, always wearing an indifferent, perfunctory expression.
At first, Yu Shinan was a little intimidated by his new roommate.
But as they spent more time together, he realized...
He seemed to have fallen for his roommate.
But Huo Zhou was famous for being homophobic and had always been intensely hostile toward gay men. Yu Shinan felt dejected and only dared to confide in his friends.
After hearing about Huo Zhou's behavior, his friend was stunned and insisted that Huo Zhou was definitely into him, urging him to test the waters.
Nervously, Yu Shinan did as suggested, but...
While learning to swim, he deliberately stumbled into Huo Zhou's arms. Huo Zhou calmly wrapped an arm around his waist and lifted him out of the water. "Are you tired? Let's call it a day."
He deliberately wore only a loose white shirt, showing off his long legs. Huo Zhou tossed him a pair of pants. "It's getting colder. Put these on."
Every attempt to test the waters ended in failure, and Yu Shinan couldn't help having doubts.
Until one night, he heard Huo Zhou reject another guy's confession with his own ears. His cool voice carried a mocking sneer: "What makes you think I like men?"
Yu Shinan felt as if he'd fallen into an ice cave.
The next day, he went abroad for a competition and moved out.
The competition was a huge success. After getting drunk at the celebration banquet, he instinctively leaned to the side, only to be pulled into the familiar embrace the next second.
The voice was as cool and indifferent as he remembered, but now it trembled with barely concealed emotion.
"Yu Shinan, can't you... just like me a little?"
3.
Huo Zhou was gay.
Completely and utterly gay.
But in a society that didn't accept his sexual orientation, Huo Zhou had dutifully played the straight man for over twenty years.
That dedication crumbled to dust the moment he saw Yu Shinan in his sophomore year.
Huo Zhou gazed at the young man before him: fair skin, long, slender legs, and damp eyes filled with confusion and fear in this new environment. He was so beautiful it was impossible to look away.
At that moment, Huo Zhou got hard.
#Pretended to be straight so convincingly he almost had to chase his wife to the crematorium#
#Damn! Is this how you straight guys act? Stay away from my wife!#
A truly sweet, soft, slow-witted shou who has no idea what being a tease means but leaves fishing hooks everywhere x a truly gay gong who spent twenty years failing to figure out how straight men interact, cold and aloof on the surface but touch-starved and longing to get his hands on his wife every moment of the day
Theme: Persistence brings success
Because the advance payment is too low, the platform requires it to be removed from the shelves. On the last day, high-end quality is guaranteed. If it doesn't look good, I'll give it a try (bushi)
① "Are you bent?" I haven't broken up yet! A straight man who is an art student is attacked by a straight man dressed as a sports student
② "After pretending to be blind, I was pampered to the sky [Puishu]" Cured blindness by looking at abdominal muscles
③ "After I became a Erha, I successfully blended into a pack of wolves [Chuan Shu]" The article is as the name suggests, ovo
④"Rebirth as a Cub, Targeting Bankruptcy" is a story about spending more and more money_(:з∠)_
⑤ "After I penetrated my baby, I became famous because of my baby porn" is a girl who penetrated my one-year-old son
Don't miss it if you pass by (duangduang beats the gong~)
Yuyu: Dad, have you forgotten your great son?
Zhou Qiyue: (horrified) (can't believe my ears)
Zhou Qiyue: Fired! Fire immediately
My heart stopped halfway through watching it. I almost thought A-Fang had misunderstood. Fortunately, there are few people with brains. I will reward you with a husband and baby!
Ah, baby, you finally updated?? I thought you gave up. I have been waiting for a long time.
Are you planning to give up, baby???
. . . It hasn't been updated yet, my treasure??
It's time to update my treasure. I don't know how many times I have reminded you to update it???
Because the advance payment is too low, the platform requires it to be removed from the shelves. On the last day, high-end quality is guaranteed. If it doesn't look good, I'll give it a try (bushi) ① "Are you bent?" I haven't broken up yet! A straight man who is an art student is attacked by a straight man dressed as a sports student ② "After pretending to be blind, I was pampered to the sky [Puishu]" Cured blindness by looking at abdominal muscles ③ "After I became a Erha, I successfully blended into a pack of wolves [Chuan Shu]" The article is as the name suggests, ovo ④"Rebirth as a Cub, Targeting Bankruptcy" is a story about spending more and more money_(:з∠)_ ⑤ "After I penetrated my baby, I became famous because of my baby porn" is a girl who penetrated my one-year-old son Don't miss it if you pass by (duangduang beats the gong~)
Yuyu: Dad, have you forgotten your great son?
Zhou Qiyue: (horrified) (can't believe my ears)
Zhou Qiyue: Fired! Fire immediately
My heart stopped halfway through watching it. I almost thought A-Fang had misunderstood. Fortunately, there are few people with brains. I will reward you with a husband and baby!
Ah, baby, you finally updated?? I thought you gave up. I have been waiting for a long time.
Are you planning to give up, baby???
. . . It hasn't been updated yet, my treasure??
It's time to update my treasure. I don't know how many times I have reminded you to update it???
Hey, hey, didn't he say it was updated yesterday?