The Villain Paper Doll Is Forced to Change Every Day

[A ridiculous, laugh-out-loud story. Please add it to your library, pretty please!]

Wu Qingqiu was the vicious villain in a book, with the foulest temper and the most venomous scowl. He loved picking fights and arguing, and the male and female leads got beaten up by him more than once.

After he'd accumulated too much resentment from the book's fans, the Justice System brought him into the real world and forced a Whimpering Punishment System on him, subjecting him to mandatory reformation.

Wu Qingqiu: I want to swear. This System clearly isn't anything decent. V_V

Then he discovered that:

Right in the middle of an argument, he'd suddenly let out a soft whimper, his back and legs going weak, his face flushing, and his eyes turning hazy and flirtatious.

The award-winning actor who'd been about to beat him up froze on the spot: "..."

W-what are you doing? I'm not falling for that!

Wu Qingqiu gasped and panted, glaring fiercely (with a coy pout), the corners of his eyes flushed red. "D-damn it, don't chicken out. Come hit me!"

Fei Quan was tall and muscular, a sunny, rugged man practically bursting with testosterone. He was like a husky prancing in the breeze, the very picture of a fine young man.

But he had absolutely no time for the effeminate, scheming Wu Qingqiu, until one day he realized that everything the guy, who'd been secretly poisoning the big mug on his desk, did was meant to get his attention. Fei Quan got full of himself.

On set, he moved a little stool over to Wu Qingqiu, sat down obediently, and smiled meaningfully. "I know you've got a crush on me."

Wu Qingqiu panicked. "Bullshit, ngh~" He bit a handkerchief with tears in his eyes and said in a soft, furious voice, "Whimpering, my ass~ Stop wasting time. If you want to fight, then fight!"

Fei Quan's eyes lit up. "Okay!"

The next day, Fei Quan posted a gorgeous photo of Wu Qingqiu, his profile drenched with sweat as he slept, with the caption: I've never lost a fight. Yours truly, Fei Quan. @Wu Qingqiu V

Wu Qingqiu's fans: Wow!

Wu Qingqiu's fans: Wow wow!

CP fans: Wow wow wow, it's a holiday!

Wu Qingqiu: "Ngh!"

A vicious, sharp-tongued, stunningly beautiful, hot-tempered man-eating flower bottom X a testosterone-packed, sometimes old-fashioned, filthy-rich husky top

* Neither of them is quite right in the head. Two negatives make a positive.

* Everyone has a one-sided crush on the adored bottom, but he's so irritable he wants to screw the whole world.

* The bottom really is a bad guy, the sort who's black all the way through.

Screenshot of the Weibo post from 2020/02/11~

Theme: Be a good person every day.