The Metaphysics Master Reincarnates as a Rich Family's Cannon Fodder Young Master

[A similar story, The Metaphysics Expert Accidentally Transmigrates into a Wealthy Family's Melodramatic Fake Young Master, is now underway. Sweethearts, feel free to visit and add it to your collections! OvO]

1. Jian Xi has been reborn. His soul has entered the body of the Jian family's young master, who shares his name.

Then netizens noticed that the Jian family's young master, who had been obsessively chasing after a man on Weibo, suddenly stopped. His whole style changed, too.

Master Jian Xi Only Picks Up Happiness V: Come and take a look! Talismans, fortune-telling, feng shui, warding off evil, resolving grievances, reading the Five Elements. Huge discounts today!

Netizens: Jian the Junkman, aren't you chasing Yu Heng anymore?

Master Jian Xi Only Picks Up Happiness V: What's Yu Heng? Can you eat him? Is he better than a villa?

Canhui Entertainment CEO Yu Heng V: Waiting for someone to get face-slapped.

A few days later, a film set invested in by Canhui was haunted. Jian Xi appeared, holding an egg in one arm and a bagua compass in the other. Smiling, he said, "I can make your film set peaceful again, but you have to post an apology about the face-slapping incident. Also, raising a dragon egg is expensive. Since we're old acquaintances, I'll only charge you thirty million for food and care."

Yu Heng: Have you gone crazy from being broke?

Jian Xi glared at him without a word.

The next day, Yu Heng posted an apology with a dark expression.

Netizens: President Yu, does your face hurt?

When the dragon egg finally hatched, Jian Xi was holding a fortune of thirty million. Watching the little dragon grow more and more like a miniature version of Yu Heng, he began to wonder if he had charged too little. :(

2.

Jian Xi became an overnight sensation thanks to a fortune-telling session. Once a hated, useless rich kid, he transformed into the internet's most famous metaphysics blogger. He was good at drawing talismans, fortune-telling, feng shui and destiny, and predicting good and bad fortune. He also liked to bring along a glittering golden egg when livestreaming himself warding off evil and resolving grievances in mass graves, while also selling academic-success charms, ghost-repelling charms, love charms, and evil-warding charms...

After seeing what he could really do, netizens fell to their knees and begged him to tell their fortunes.

A real estate tycoon: Master Jian, please tell my fortune. I'll give you a luxurious villa in the city center, with two thousand square meters of land, as payment.

Jian Xi: Sure, sure!ヾ(????)?

An international movie star: Master Jian, please tell my fortune. I'll give you a Rolls-Royce Phantom as payment.

Jian Xi: Sure, sure!ヾ(????)?

A popular young actress: Master Jian, please tell my fortune. I'll pay you five million in cash.

Jian Xi, hands on hips: Sure, sure! Just you all wait! :D

A playful, charismatic feng shui master bottom x an arrogant, domineering CEO top

2020.04.03: The blurb was screenshotted. ⊙▽⊙

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Is the Max-Level Grand Celestial Master a Wealthy Family's Fake Young Master? Please, sweethearts, add it to your collections. I really want to write this, sob.

Zhou Mingye was the adored eldest son of the nouveau riche Zhou family. He was a troublemaker who drove supercars through red lights and dared to shout, "My dad is Chairman Zhou!" He was ill-mannered, a bully, and had a particular fondness for men. He had harassed every male celebrity signed to his uncle's entertainment company, and even dared to steal his own uncle's lover.

Then a paternity test report was slapped onto the table, and he learned that he'd been switched at birth.

Right after that, he was kicked out of the house. His bank cards were frozen, and his properties, businesses, sports cars, and designer jewelry were all taken back.

With no skills or strength to rely on, and so hungry that his vision was swimming, he had a sudden idea. He found a rotten piece of wood, crookedly carved "Expert treatment for unusual illnesses, supernatural forces, and mysterious phenomena" into it with a charred stick, slung it over his shoulder, and set off to scam people in the streets and alleys.

It wasn't long before his scheme fell apart.

The clients he'd swindled all shouted together: "Give us our money back, you fraud!"

The max-level Grand Celestial Master woke up in Zhou Mingye's body: ...

Thanks for asking. I can tell fortunes, draw talismans, catch ghosts, and read feng shui. My readings are never wrong, and I never miss... Would you really not consider giving me another try? Sincere.jpg

And then...

Wealthy big shots, movie stars, CEOs, and business owners all knelt and begged him to draw talismans, tell fortunes, and predict good and bad fortune.

Fan 1: Is this really Zhou Mingye, the charlatan who got kicked out of the wealthy Zhou family and went around scamming people?

Fan 2: Holy crap, even my favorite celebrity calls him an immortal!

Fan 3: Holy crap, the Zhou family patriarch is asking him to come home!

Later, Zhou Mingye became a huge star in the entertainment industry, made money until his hands were tired, and became the darling of all the industry bigwigs.

The Zhou family, awed by Zhou Mingye's abilities, came to find him: "Son, come home! I'm your father!"

After transmigrating into a melodramatic story about the real and fake young masters of a wealthy family, Zhou Mingye, the pitiful fake young master who had been abused ever since learning he wasn't the Zhou family's biological child, smiled: "Thanks, but no. You're hideous."

The pitiful real young master, Zhou Yanting, pressed his lips together slightly: "You don't have to give my identity back, but you owe me a wife. Date me as compensation."

Zhou Mingye: ?

Smack! A mind-clearing talisman landed on his forehead!

Zhou Mingye: "Buddy, awake yet?"

Zhou Yanting: ...

* A max-level big shot transmigrates into a fake young master who is actually a real charlatan; he returns to the beginner village and goes on a killing spree; a hopelessly straight bottom forced to wear women's clothes to lure the top.

* A top who's aloof at first and outrageously flirtatious later, with a powerful physique and an unshakable belief that even a hopelessly straight man can be bent into a pretzel.

* He runs, he chases, but he can't escape.

Reader's guide:

1. Both the top and bottom are big shots. A powerful pairing, no angst, fast-paced, sweet, satisfying face-slapping story.

2. Everything in this story is completely made up. Please don't take it too seriously~

Theme: Good young people of the new era do not believe in superstition or feudalism