I Came Back with Cheats

After transmigrating:

I was a Saniwa, beating up the Time Retrograde Army;

I moonlighted as an Onmyoji, ganging up on Kuro Seimei and Yamata no Orochi;

I made a guest appearance as a demon hunter, crushing the villainous deer-headed monster all the way;

And I was a hot-blooded young hero, measuring the wilderness with my feet as I vanquished demons...

I touched my completely bald head, a max-level grind addict forced into the role, and gave up hope of going home.

Then I came back with a bunch of cheats (deadweight) in tow.

Looking at the winter melons in the fields, I sank into thought. I'd been fired for skipping work for too long, and now I was hauling my belongings back to my hometown...

Can I return these cheats?

I'm too poor to feed them.

Reading notes:

1. This is a silly story meant to help you unwind. Don't take it seriously.

2. It's a silly story, so if you use your brain, you've already lost.

3. CP... Maybe it's my childhood idol, Chicken Bro.