The Fourth Wall Will Never Break!

On the day of the Shibuya Incident, Fake Geto had just successfully sealed Gojo Satoru inside the Prison Realm when, the very next second, Itadori Yuji appeared out of nowhere and used the Inverted Spear of Heaven, which as far as Fake Geto knew had already been destroyed by Gojo himself, to open the Prison Realm. Gojo Satoru, emerging from the Prison Realm: I'm awake. It's hunting time! Fake Geto: How the hell am I supposed to play this now?! Fake Geto immediately burst into tears and typed "gg". Before he died, he even saw Itadori Yuji and Yoshino Junpei, who had supposedly been killed by Mahito, bring out a clock they called a "time machine." The hands turned backward, time rewound, and all the dead transfigured humans came back to life as humans, with the exception of the villains. A world where only the villains get hurt: achieved! Anime Fan Group Chat: Chicken Feet Are Gross: @Jiang Jiang Crafts, show us the merch feedback! The invisibility charm keychain got rave reviews! The Inverted Spear of Heaven charm got rave reviews! The time machine got super-duper-ultra rave reviews! Chicken Feet Are Gross: Jiang Jiang is the best! Jiang Jiang Crafts: (blushes) Glad you like it, Chicken Feet. Chicken Feet Are Gross: (throws flowers) (throws flowers) (starry-eyed) Too Sweet: Yujin, don't get so excited. Zhuo-chan is getting embarrassed. Also, Teacher Zhuo-chan, can I order another time machine? The One and Only: @Jiang Jiang Crafts, I want one too! Where Are the Cursed Spirits?: Gojo, don't be so rude. By the way, does Zhuo-kun still have any Avalon scabbard keychains in stock? The Hat Is the Real Me: @Jiang Jiang Crafts, did you sell that dead mackerel another Cherry Bomb keychain again?! He blew up my car*&&￥#@￥%... Bandage-Wasting Device: Oh, come on. A Cherry Bomb on your car keys looks great. Russian Good Samaritan: The guy above has no taste. Also, when are you shipping the Holy Grail ornament I ordered? Nationality Enthusiast: Since everyone's already asking, I'll politely ask too: can you ship the Bumblebee model yet? Jiang Zhuo, whose user ID was Jiang Jiang Crafts, looked at the group members who had all emerged to demand shipping updates. The hand that was sewing a doll dress for the group's biggest Alice fan began to tremble. Ever since he mentioned in the group that he'd opened an online shop selling handmade anime merchandise, the group members who had initially placed orders to show their support had become loyal customers, constantly urging him in the chat to release new products and ship their orders. Jiang Zhuo knew his work was good. His merchandise was beautifully made, and he charged a very high price for it, too. (Four-panel comics fans are so easy to make money from.) But were all these people rich women with bottomless pockets? They were buying time machines, clock models costing thousands of yuan, by the dozens?! Even after three months in the group, Jiang Zhuo still insisted that all the members were just drama queens role-playing in character. He had no idea that when his merchandise arrived in another world, the model props became real objects with incredible powers. Reader's Note: 1. Everyone dotes on the protagonist, with everyone having one-sided feelings for him. No other couples besides those involving the protagonist, and any such pairings are just talk. 2. Extremely overpowered! Out of character! Theme: Create a beautiful future with your own hands!