This Lazy Fish Doesn’t Want to Save the World

A thousand years after the War of the Gods, Alva, the Lord of the Abyss sealed away in Bernamore by the God of Light, is gradually awakening. The power of darkness begins spreading across the entire continent of Feer, and every race once again faces a grave crisis of life and death. In a remote, benighted village, the Chosen One is summoned by her mother, who bears Shardlight, and descends upon the continent of Feer. Years later, the Chosen One... runs away! All right, just kidding. Elsa Joestar, an unknown being sealed inside a human body who only wants to coast through life and be a pampered layabout, is once again forced to work hard to save the world. (Fake smile.)

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1. Updates every night at seven (usually not on time). At other times, I'm fixing typos. If there's an extra chapter, I'll let you know in the author's note with the first update.

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