[Crossover] The Lamb and the Old Ice Pop

Miss Lijia Pengele inherited from the previous generation of Pengele the rings that represented the will and authority of the entire Pengele family, then gave the six Guardian Rings to the people she had chosen as her Guardians. She couldn't figure out why every one of them had, without consulting the others, put their ring on the ring finger of their left hand. Still, it was wonderful to protect the world alongside her dearest friends. Miss Pengele thought happily. Meanwhile, the Winter Soldier Bucky / Elf Prince Legolas / Superman Clark / Thor / the God of Mischief Loki / Batman Bruce, all of whom had accepted a ring, stared in silence at the identical rings on each other's hands, sinking into a mysterious silence. After burying flower fertilizer in Lijia's garden, Bucky took out his assassination list and silently added the names of his love rivals. *Legolas stroked Lijia's head and told her that his people were immortal, and that he would wait for her until the world ended. Then he turned around and began making explosive arrows, five of them. *Clark adjusted his black-rimmed glasses and wrote the next installment of his women's advice column: "An Underage Girl Gives Six Different Men Wedding Rings: A Moral Failure, or the Decline of Humanity?" *Thor sat gloomily on the roof of Avengers Tower, his big red cape drooping limply on the ground. He began to wonder whether Lijia would believe that he had absolutely nothing to do with her love rivals getting struck by lightning. *Loki took off his ring and hurled it hard at Lijia's face, then ran back to the universe in a dark mood. It was time to destroy this faithless world. *Bruce had a huge box of the spiders and bats Lijia feared most delivered to her. Smiling, he called her. "Sweetheart, to repay you for your ring, I specially air-freighted 999 roses from Bulgaria. You absolutely must open them yourself. I only want you to see them." When the world's malice comes crashing down on you wave after wave, will you survive or perish? Stay baffled, or rise up and fight? Let Miss Lijia personally demonstrate how to achieve the title of Ultimate Flirt while covered head to toe in the universe's black sludge. [Thumbs Up] Also known as "Don't Cry, Heroine, Get Back Up and Go For It" and "Counterattack, Little Lamb" Reader's guide: 1. The heroine is a gentle, adorable, and healing wisecracker who will never turn evil. 2. I've run out of love. Updates will drop occasionally, with about the same odds as me drawing an SSR. 3. The author often thinks, "Why should I finish a story just because I started it myself?" Please give her a loving hug and leave a comment. That's all.