[Crossover] Is Andersen Getting Rich Today?

Contains chapter title references to MHA. They're very relevant to the main plot, so I still recommend you don't read this. One-line pitch: A former big shot saddled with a poverty debuff struggles to survive as an office drone. "I'm just an ordinary middle school student." "So please stop bothering me." "Thank you for your cooperation." This was how Christian Andersen responded to recruitment offers from UA High School, the Detective Agency, the Fishery Family, the enthusiastic Yangge dancers, the League of Villains, the Port Mafia, and the distillery. Until one day... "200,000." "I just want to live an ordinary life." "Monthly salary." "I said I..." "Euros." "...Deal." *CP: The Gravity User *Comedy. OOC warning. *The protagonist is an original character created by the author, a literary figure, not a character from a certain popular mobile game. Coming next: [Crossover] Yangge Star in Yokohama [Please follow in advance. Starts June 1, or I'll be a puppy. Current word count: 0/30,000.] After an accident brought him to Yokohama, Giorno became a full-time chauffeur to make ends meet. His employer was the all-powerful head of the Port Mafia. After turning down the man's hints about keeping him as a lover for the thirty-seventh time, he made a decision. The weather's getting cold. It's time for the Port Mafia to change its name. Theme: