[Crossover] None of My Business

Miss Koyo from the Port Mafia has gone missing. A: I saw her in Sicily, working as an assistant to the boss of the Clam family. B: I saw her on a mission in Tokyo with a man in black. C: I saw her pouring juice for Shinigaki at a bar. D: I-I saw her making out with a man in Fuyuki City! The Vongola Family, Port Mafia, the Black Organization, and the Enemy Alliance: What did you say?! Sano City: You're looking for Miss Koyo. I have nothing to do with this. *Koyo is gender-swapped, and her name comes from her work, The Heart of Darkness. *A silly comedy with everyone having one-sided crushes, shamelessly out-of-character portrayals, and Mori's ship winning big. *The timeline has been heavily altered, and the characters have fanon details. For my next story, click the author's column: [Crossover] The Yosakoi Star in Yokohama [Please add this to your wish list. It starts on June 1. If I don't start, I'm a puppy. Current word count: 0/30,000.] After unexpectedly arriving in Yokohama, Giorno becomes a professional chauffeur to make ends meet, serving the all-powerful boss of the Port Mafia. After politely declining the man's advances for the thirty-seventh time, he makes a decision. It's getting cold. The Port Mafia is changing its name. Theme: