Becoming Dazai's Butler Cat [Crossover]

…Wow, I didn't abandon the cat, I was abandoned by the cat. Woohoo, when I took it back to my hometown, it abandoned me and flew away. It hasn't come back yet. Woohoo, I'm so miserable. Woooooooo QAQ (biting the handkerchief)

Do all calico cats like to lick their fur? The calico cat I adopted almost licked it from dark gray to light gray on the seventeenth day after the blue cat sister joined my family. Has the color faded due to the licking? (┯_┯)

Rumor refuting: Cats of high status do not lick their fur for cats of low status. Licking is just a way of socializing between cats and has nothing to do with status.

? Natsume-sensei, do you know what you're talking about, Natsume-sensei?

Sometimes, if you watch too much anime, you will get PTSD, such as taking photos, trains... QAQ

My grandma had four or five cats. Later, during the Chinese New Year, they were either frightened by the sound of firecrackers and ran into the mountains, or they were stolen and eaten by others, or beaten to death. Another cat ran into the vegetable garden and accidentally ate rat poison and was poisoned to death???

I found a cat that had been lost a long time downstairs. It still remembered me. When I called its name, it would look back at me suspiciously, but it never dared to approach any human being again.

When I was in the fourth or fifth grade, my grandma had a dog at that time. I liked it very much. It always followed me to school (my home was close to the school), but I couldn't bring it into school, so I often coaxed it in various ways, and then it wandered outside the school waiting for me. One day I didn't see it after class, so I went around to look for it, and then I saw a motorcyclist put a rope around its neck and tied the other end to the back of the car, and started driving. It was driven by the car and had to run, and kept running, and then the speed of the car became faster and faster. It rolled over and was dragged forward when it couldn't keep up. At that time, the sound of the motorcycle was so loud, and its whimpering sound, and there was a lot of blood on the ground. I chased after it. If I couldn't catch up, I cried. I went back and asked my grandma, and she said she was the one who caught the dog. Later, I asked my dad where it had gone. My dad said he had released the dog into nature, but I knew that was not the case. I remember it very clearly, the sound and the color.

Qing is a cow cat? Cat is the second best among cats, Zai is also quite a dog among people, these two have a lot of fun together.

The pet turns into a master uncle and is slaughtered miserably