Sorry, My Wife Has a Few Screws Loose

[My next romance novel will be How to Seduce Your Target: Lessons from the Man I'm Trying to Win Over Every Day. If you're interested, go check out my author page! A sweet story about someone from the modern world transported to ancient times. Guaranteed to be sweet!] When she woke up, Su Wenqing discovered she'd transmigrated into a reborn heroine's revenge fantasy, a story about a strong female lead. She was the heroine's half-sister, a fake white lotus who looked weak but was vicious inside, always bursting into tears to gain sympathy. There was no System or mission in this world. All she had was an inability to control herself whenever it really mattered. In short, she was the fall guy, responsible for taking the blame for every villain. At their first meeting, Su Wenqing clutched Xie Shi'an's arm with both hands. "I don't have time to explain, but could you help me with something? I might start crying in a moment. Could you stop me?" As soon as she finished speaking, tears welled in Su Wenqing's eyes. Before she could say another word... "Bam!" Xie Shi'an kicked her into the pond... Su Wenqing, in the icy water of early spring: … What the hell, you call yourself the greatest strategist under heaven! Later, Su Wenqing: "Fifth Prince, the hills have trees and the trees have branches. My heart longs for you, but you don't know. I've loved you since I was a child, but you've never even looked at me properly. I..." Fifth Prince: ??? Xie Shi'an grabbed Su Wenqing by the arm. "Sorry, my wife has a screw loose." A fake villainess who's only trying to survive × a fake aloof man whose tastes are anyone's guess Among all the people in this world, you alone are the one I love. Where my heart finds peace is home. [Content warning] 1. This is important, so I'll say it three times: this is not a household-intrigue story, not a household-intrigue story, not a household-intrigue story! So it might not be for readers who want to see a female side character fight the heroine~ This story was first published on June 25, 2019. Screenshots of the setting and blurb are available on Weibo. ----------------- Upcoming story ----------------- How to Seduce Your Target: Lessons from the Man I'm Trying to Win Over Every Day Yu Xiao transmigrates into a book, and her mission is to win over a blind prince in a distant fief. She arrives in a bridal sedan chair, but before she can show off her skills, she's thrown into the back courtyard with all her belongings. A handsome, delicate young man with a jade-like face lives in the courtyard. After talking to him, she learns he's the most doted-on male favorite in the prince's household. Yu Xiao is thunderstruck. "What could possibly make him fall in love with me less than the fact that he likes men and I'm a woman?" Ning Chen is enthusiastic. "Come on, love transcends species. A little thing like gender is nothing. From now on, I'll teach you everything I know, step by step, and show you how to win his favor!" With Ning Chen's guidance, Yu Xiao gradually wins the favor of the Prince of Qiannan. On their wedding night, she lifts the prince's mask, only to find a face exactly like Ning Chen's. ?????? Oh my god, is this twincest or narcissism? Yu Xiao: This is so annoying. The man I like teaches me every day how to win someone else over. Ning Chen: Hehe, every day I teach the person I like how to seduce me. A naturally cheerful, goofy girl × a scheming man with a tragic past Someone said they couldn't find it~ Go to the top right corner of the article's homepage and click [Author's Page]. Theme: Optimism