Wait, I'm in a Dog-Blooded Novel?!

[Main story complete] Jiang Tiao was a pampered young master, cherished by everyone. His life had always gone smoothly, so he never expected to open his eyes and find himself four years in the future. Why is the adult world so surreal? One day, someone messages him, "Stop pestering me. How many times have I told you I don't like you?" Clearly trying to get his attention. The next day, someone puts on an arrogant face and acts out a melodramatic scene in front of him, as if in a stage play: "A substitute should know their place." Jiang Tiao admits he doesn't understand, but he's deeply shaken. Even more baffling, all these people are men!!! One day, he can't hold back any longer and asks his best friend the question on his mind: "Do I like men?" Huo Shen: "..." Jiang Tiao is shocked. "If I like men, why don't I like you? Is there any man in the world better than you???!!!" "..." Huo Shen smiles. "That's a very good question. I'd like to know too." Jiang Tiao: "?" Something about this conversation feels off. - Huo Shen grew up with Jiang Tiao. He'd planned to confess his feelings once Jiang Tiao turned eighteen. But before that day arrived, Jiang Tiao was transmigrated by an inexplicable intruder. The once warm, exuberant Jiang Tiao, who valued his family above all else, suddenly became gloomy and selfish, even breaking with his family for a piece of trash. Huo Shen watched helplessly as the intruder toyed with the life that belonged to Jiang Tiao. He invested in countless research institutions and sought answers from science and the gods alike. He thought there was no hope of seeing his beloved again in this lifetime, until a miracle brought Jiang Tiao back after an accident... - After learning by chance about the outrageous things he'd done over the past four years, Jiang Tiao is incredulous. "If this ever happens again, you can lock me up in a room. Don't let me see anyone." Huo Shen thinks over Jiang Tiao's suggestion. His Adam's apple bobs, and he decides it sounds like a very good idea. "Maybe we can try it ahead of time." Jiang Tiao: "?" What does he mean? The next night, back at home, Jiang Tiao pants helplessly in his room. Tied up and unable to find release, he can only rub his face against Huo Shen's hand and beg in desperation. "E-enough..." All the pent-up feelings from those four years finally find an outlet. Huo Shen bites Jiang Tiao's collarbone, then gently wipes away his tears, shed involuntarily. "Not enough. Hold on a little longer." Jiang Tiao completely breaks down. He'll never make suggestions so carelessly again! A cheerful bottom who doesn't realize he's in love X a gentle, dark-hearted, devoted top One-on-one sweet romance, extra sweet! ____________Preview of upcoming story_________________ Ah! This World Is Broken! One day, Xuan Xuan wakes from a nap and suddenly realizes that everything around him is wrong. For instance, as a mighty immortal deity, he's head over heels for an utterly ordinary young woman cultivating immortality. For instance, though this young woman is cultivating immortality, she's hopelessly in love with the Demon Emperor. Later, Xuan Xuan understands: he lives inside an old-school xianxia novel, and he's the second male lead. So why should he waste his time being a miserable, lovesick second male lead when he could be enjoying the vast world instead? Xuan Xuan has an epiphany. He decides to eat, drink, and be merry, and become a happy loafer who waits for death. Heavenly Dao System: No! Your own will doesn't count. You have to follow the script as written, or this world will fall apart! Xuan Xuan: ??? To hurry the melodramatic plot along, Xuan Xuan transforms into a defender of the love between the immortal cultivator and the Demon Emperor. When the young cultivator is in trouble, Xuan Xuan snacks on sunflower seeds and watches the drama unfold while contacting the Demon Emperor remotely. The young cultivator cries. Hold on! Don't cry! I'll find the Demon Emperor for you right away! But gradually, he realizes something is wrong. Why is the Demon Emperor, who is supposed to love the heroine, always secretly trying to set him up with the young cultivator? Xuan Xuan: "Yin Ning is in trouble. Why aren't you going to save her?" Tantai, the Demon Emperor, is baffled. "Isn't she the one you love? Why aren't you going?" The young cultivator, cornered and desperate, roars, "Can you two stop fighting already? I'm fucking dying here!" Later, Xuan Xuan learns that Tantai transmigrated here and was bound to a System called "Give the Second Male Leads We Once Felt Sorry For a Perfect Ending." Yin Ning also transmigrated here and was bound to a romance System called "Win Over the Male Lead and the Second Male Lead." * Xuan Xuan's System task: Keep the main plot on track. * Tantai's System task: Bring the heroine and the second male lead together. * The heroine's System task: Win over the male lead and the second male lead. Theme: No matter where the person who loves you is, they'll find a way to come back to you.