Bai Ze is a spoiled heavenly playboy who's a master of drinking, gambling, and womanizing. Tan Fan is the stern, no-nonsense God of War.
Everyone in the Celestial Realm knows the two can't stand each other and are like fire and water. The gods wouldn't dare invite them both to the same banquet, not even for a gathering to discuss the Dao.
When the Demon King's seal is broken, the Celestial Realm finds itself short-handed. With no other choice, the Heavenly Emperor sends them to search for a missing High God.
The gods secretly set up a betting pool, wagering that Lord Bai Ze would be sent back to the Celestial Realm badly wounded within a few hours.
One hour passed. Nothing...
Two hours passed. Nothing...
A day passed. Still nothing...
One day, a god suddenly spotted the usually cold Lord Tan Fan leaving Lord Bai Ze's room, his cheeks flushed...
A little official who saw right through everything: "They've already been feeling each other up. The little celestial grandchild can't be far behind."
The Heavenly Emperor, who saw right through everything: "They've been fighting since they were children. It's time to hold a wedding banquet."
A fellow cultivator who saw right through everything: "After being spied on for five hundred years straight, Lord Tan Fan, you have my sympathy."
Violent female enforcer x frail, lovesick man
All I have ever wished for is to see you smile.
Reader's guide:
1. This is a story about mutual pining and devotion, disguised as a tale of hunting demons and fighting monsters.
2. Don't be fooled by the blurb. This story isn't lighthearted; it has a serious tone.
3. May the world be free of prejudice and discrimination, so that every living thing can live openly beneath the sun.
-------- Upcoming Novel --------
When the Protagonist Becomes Self-Aware
Jiang Sui'an discovers that she has been living inside a novel, and the author hasn't finished writing it yet.
Jiang Sui'an is utterly laid-back. "We're both protagonists, right? So if I eat and drink well every day, can I reach the peak of my life?"
Author: "No! You need to get up and study! You need to get up and exercise! You need to broaden your horizons and learn more!"
Jiang Sui'an: "Why?"
Author: "A protagonist's hard work happens outside the text. If you don't study, you won't get into a good school. If you don't get into a good school, you won't meet the destined love I've arranged for you. And if you don't meet the destined love I've arranged for you, you'll have to spend an incredibly dull, ordinary life with some unremarkable, sexist guy."
Jiang Sui'an takes it all in stride. "There's beauty in an ordinary life, too."
Author: "Then my novel won't make it onto the paid platform!"
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Jiang Sui'an: "Didn't you say the destined love you arranged for me would fall in love with me at first sight?"
Author: "In theory, yes."
Jiang Sui'an points at Gu Xuan, the rich, spoiled, layabout son who couldn't care less about her, and stares blankly. "This is what you call love at first sight?"
The author lights a cigarette with a weary nod. "I never expected him to awaken to his own consciousness, too."
Gu Xuan is a handsome, wealthy young heir. He can't understand why he's hopelessly in love with an utterly ordinary top student, until one day he awakens to his own consciousness.
Hah! To hell with the plot. I'm going to live life my way!
And then...
I'm sorry, I was wrong. Give me another chance. Just look at me one more time, please T_T...
Theme:
So pretty! I like the characters of the male and female protagonists! Although there are not many rivalry scenes and mutual confessions of love, this kind of emotional bond is so interesting! One is willing to plan everything for you but still pushes you away without hesitation, while the other is unwilling to completely escape from the whirlpool because of the feelings that have been buried deep in his heart. Both of them love to take the blame for themselves. One feels that if he hadn't been a convenience, he wouldn't have had this experience, and the other feels that if he had done more, he wouldn't have had to go through this. They understand each other and regret that the other has suffered the most, but in fact, if someone has the intention to harm others, even if things in the past do not happen as they should, there will be other things that will undermine the pride they had when they were young. So I don't have too much regret after reading it. The complete past only constitutes the complete present.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I refreshed it again
Ahhhh. . . It's so beautiful. Let's scatter flowers.
Come here from Madam and finish reading it! Well written!
I thought Bai Ze asked Tan Fan to come back to take revenge on Zi Yuan, but it turned out that he asked her to come back to prevent you from getting involved with him.
If you do too many bad things, retribution will always come. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hey, when will the new article next door be opened...
Spread flowers~ I originally thought it would be updated to more than 200 chapters
Hahahahahahahahahahaha This idea is so dangerous, interrupt me quickly
Exquisite Dice An Hongdou, deep into my bones, lovesickness, I know. A token of Bai Zetanfan's meeting is fine! Throw flowers! (In the end, it was so graphic that I suddenly wanted to paint)
Preliminaryis the Company Dead? Together!
Preliminarythe Target of My Strategy Teaches Me How to Seduce Him Every Day
Preliminaryah! This Collapsed World!
Wait, I'm in a Dog-Blooded Novel?!
The Whole School Is Watching Us Date
My Revenge Target Was Possessed by a Goofball
Your Majesty: Another Day of Unemployment
Raising a Demon of the Threefold Domain
After the Protagonist Became Self-Aware
Sorry, My Wife Has a Few Screws Loose
So pretty! I like the characters of the male and female protagonists! Although there are not many rivalry scenes and mutual confessions of love, this kind of emotional bond is so interesting! One is willing to plan everything for you but still pushes you away without hesitation, while the other is unwilling to completely escape from the whirlpool because of the feelings that have been buried deep in his heart. Both of them love to take the blame for themselves. One feels that if he hadn't been a convenience, he wouldn't have had this experience, and the other feels that if he had done more, he wouldn't have had to go through this. They understand each other and regret that the other has suffered the most, but in fact, if someone has the intention to harm others, even if things in the past do not happen as they should, there will be other things that will undermine the pride they had when they were young. So I don't have too much regret after reading it. The complete past only constitutes the complete present.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I refreshed it again
Ahhhh. . . It's so beautiful. Let's scatter flowers.
Come here from Madam and finish reading it! Well written!
I thought Bai Ze asked Tan Fan to come back to take revenge on Zi Yuan, but it turned out that he asked her to come back to prevent you from getting involved with him.
If you do too many bad things, retribution will always come. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hey, when will the new article next door be opened...
Spread flowers~ I originally thought it would be updated to more than 200 chapters
Hahahahahahahahahahaha This idea is so dangerous, interrupt me quickly
Exquisite Dice An Hongdou, deep into my bones, lovesickness, I know. A token of Bai Zetanfan's meeting is fine! Throw flowers! (In the end, it was so graphic that I suddenly wanted to paint)