[Full text is over, the only genuine & refined small theater is only in Jinjiang. The new article "Salted Fish Becomes a Father to Chicken Baby" has been published~]
Ji Li is the "most powerful brain" of the Institute of Science and Technology. He has a wide range of hobbies and is very popular.
Dedicated to work, he reached the age of marriage and successfully married Qi Muchu, a legendary business elite, and entered the marriage hall.
As we all know, Mr. Qi is aloof, taciturn, busy with work, and rarely comes home.
After marriage, Ji Li had no choice but to live alone in a river-view room with 500,000 monthly pocket money, and continue to work on the career he loved.
Although there are only eight marriages in a year, the person you marry has a good figure and good physical strength, which is a bit of a waste of youth.
But Xianyu Jili is still very satisfied with his current life, very satisfied.
But one day, Qi Muchu suddenly changed.
Not only did she flirt with him crazily, but she also became extremely jealous.
Ji Li chatted with the neighbor downstairs.
Qi Muchu (glaring eagerly): Is that the wealthy old man who wants to take you away?
Ji Li talked to the juniors in the research institute.
Qi Muchu (Yin Yang Wei Qi): So you really prefer fresh meat.
Ji Li:?
The river view room has been transformed into a unique independent luxury villa.
50W pocket money turned into handing over all property.
Even the original eight times a year has become eight times a night...
Ji Li:? ? ?
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Later, Ji Li found out that Qi Muchu had lost his mind. He believed that everyone was living in a stock buying article.
In Mr. Qi's mind, Ji Li is the heartthrob protagonist Shou in the book, while Mr. Qi is the cannon fodder Gong who is about to be voted out by the readers.
In order not to lose this game, Qi Muchu chose a strategy: while guarding against death and other "stocks", he showed the charm of fierce attack and inspired to become the best stock in the hearts of readers...
Considering the stability of the meal ticket, Ji Li endured it.
Occasionally, they would pretend to be attacked and cooperate with each other in acting——
Mr. Qi happily accepted all the billions of property he had given him.
Mr. Qi longed to be needed, so Ji Li racked his brains and made a hundred to-do lists.
There was only one thing that Ji Li couldn't bear.
After another eight times, Ji Li was angry as he watched the outside turn from pitch black to dim light.
"I can't stand you always being like this, and I won't be successful in your strategy!"
Qi Muchu:...
Should he tell his wife that things are no longer what he thought...
#Ba Zonggong, who was no longer affected by the plot, chose to take advantage of the situation after his wife cooperated in the acting#
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Mr. Qi: I can't help it. The book is fake, but my wife is really charming.
1V1, double first love, same-sex marriageable background.
[Genius heartthrob little confused shou × cold and fierce tongue big devil attack]
New version reading guide: In order to write the feeling that the copycat jokes really want to express, I have made major changes to the settings of the entire text. Readers who have read it need to read it again. The content is completely different from before. All the campus parts have been changed, and the adult version is about marriage first and love later.
New readers are not affected and can jump in straight away (the comments on the first 11 chapters may not match the text)
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Pre-receipt ①: "Salted Fish Becomes a Father to Chicken Baby"
Shen Qing transforms into a vicious little cannon fodder with a love brain in the book, marrying a sickly boss on behalf of her beloved.
The big brother is not only dying and can only use a wheelchair, but also carries two oil bottles. The little cannon fodder is quite dissatisfied with this family.
When Shen Qing passed through, the original person had just been standing in the living room, giving angry orders to the boss's family, one large and one small:
"Your uncle is dead, this family will have to listen to me from now on!"
Shen Qing:? ... Who would say such cruel words to such a cute child?
Shen Qing glanced at the Spring Festival Gala program on TV and immediately changed her words: "... Listen to me, let's make dumplings for your uncle together!"
Behind him was the boss who was sitting in a wheelchair, observing him with sadness:?
*
What Shen Qing wears is a very long ancient dog-blood novel.
The boss he married is the first generation of cannon fodder in the book and will soon die of illness.
The two nephews who were left behind had to work hard because of the abuse of his evil aunt. They became chicken babies and finally became the big villain in the book, who did all kinds of bad things and had no conscience.
Thinking about the fate of being brutally tortured to death by two chicken babies in the future,
Shen Qing: ... Although your uncle will soon be offline, your aunt will use the tens of billions of inheritance left by your uncle to take good care of you!
So why should you study? Tens of billions of assets are not enough for you to spend your whole life? Children should just have fun!
However, the chicken-child consciousness has been deeply ingrained. Faced with the two children who are highly self-disciplined every day, Shen Qing has to cruelly establish dozens of iron-blooded family rules:
1. If you don't go to the amusement park with your little dad once a week, you won't be allowed to go to a tutoring class to learn French next week.
……
Thirty-nine. You secretly bring your textbooks with you when you go to the amusement park! No physics for a week!
40. You should watch the new movie OwO with your little dad before you can study it~
……
Under Shen Qing's "severe" discipline, the two cubs finally laughed and loved to play.
Of course, these are all just to appease the little daddy.
The cubs still secretly read under the covers.
"The nests must study hard, and the nests must protect the little daddy!"
The 3-and-a-half-year-old baby Long Aotian held his chubby arms and said seriously.
"Yes."
The six-and-a-half-year-old Yin Zizai smiled helplessly: "Otherwise, what will we do in the future if our little dad is so lazy?"
Later, even the sickly man with a sinister and cruel personality looked at Shen Qing and something was wrong.
——Shen Qing sympathized with him for his tragic life, his short life expectancy, and his single mother. Occasionally, he would kiss and hug him, caring for him like a family member... All as a way of repaying him with his inheritance after his death.
However, after a while, the boss was still alive.
Soon after, the boss stood up!
Shen Qing:? Can he still stand? ? ……Save……!
[I want to live well but always choose to eat and wait to die, suffer as I please × I am world-weary and wait to die but have to get up and wipe my wife's ass again and again]
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Pre-collection ②: "Then let's be Xiaotian A!"
Sheng Chao traveled from the 21st century to the future ABO world and became an out-and-out long-legged Alpha.
On the first day, he was so aroused by the fair-skinned and beautiful pheromones that he couldn't walk.
Sheng Chao didn't understand anything at the time, so he opened his mouth and bit, directly marking the person with an O.
He thought a bite would be nothing.
I don't think so, it's called a temporary mark! According to the iron law of the interstellar, if A marks O, you must be responsible to the end!
Sheng Chao: What should I do with 1551? He only wants to do the following, but he can't give little O happiness.
But he doesn't want to be that irresponsible scumbag!
Fortunately, after Sheng Chao found out about it, it turned out that O and A had the same functions except for the difference in pheromone strength.
That fair-skinned and beautiful O also has eight-pack abs and long legs.
And... What their A has, that O also has.
As a gay guy from the 21st century who has only seen pigs running and never eaten pork, Sheng Chao felt that this matter was easy to handle.
He lay down directly in front of O who came to the door: I don't care, top and bottom are just individual positions, you will be in charge from now on.
Yu Cheng:......
Later, Sheng Chao was completely marked by that O.
Later, Sheng Chao found out that O was the protagonist in the book, the super invincible BKing who worked his way from civilian to marshal of the empire!
BKing studies well, fights fiercely, and is ruthless and vindictive. He will definitely retaliate!
And what he hates most in his life is that he is an O, let alone being marked by an A...
Sheng Chao was still worried about this: Fortunately, I went to bed early.
Yu Cheng:......
Yu Cheng put one arm around his little sweetie A's waist, picked her up and took her away: Be good, stop making trouble.
——Well, that's not the case at all.
Purpose: Young people in society build a beautiful home together.
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? ? ? Why stop here [covering face, laughing and crying]
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O(*≧▽≦)ツ ~ ┴┴
? ? ? Why stop here [covering face, laughing and crying]
Thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, thank you for your hard work~