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What do you do when you transmigrate into a melodramatic novel?
After transmigrating into a book, he was even forced to change his name to one that sounded like it belonged to a Dragon-Proud-Heaven protagonist. Too bad he had the name but not the fate. He even tried to steal the domineering CEO's wife and fortune in a CEO romance. What incredible nerve!
The unlucky kid, originally named Liu Qingcheng but forced to go by Leng Hanlin, burst into tears: I’m so weak and helpless, and my heart is full of misery...
To change his fate against all odds (not really), Leng Hanlin (my name is Liu Qingcheng!!!! [voice cracks]) decided to withdraw from the battle from the very beginning (he'd never joined in the first place), focus on acting, work hard to make money, win Best Actor, and reach the peak of life!
But then...
The real Dragon-Proud-Heaven, Leng Minghao: "This is my wallet."
The fake Dragon-Proud-Heaven, Liu Qingcheng, burst into tears again: "I really don't want the family fortune!!!"
Note:
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Note:
1. The seme and uke, Leng Minghao and Leng Hanlin (these names are so embarrassing), are not related by blood or law.
2. All variety shows, TV dramas, and movies mentioned in the story are made up, with no real-life counterparts.
3. The uke's original name is Liu Qingcheng, and his name after transmigrating into a book is Leng Hanlin. At first, before the truth comes out, everyone who knew the original owner thinks the uke is that person, and calls him Leng Hanlin. You'll find out later why there are two names, so pay attention as you read at the beginning!
Book recommendation:
After the Contract Expires, the Male God Refuses to Divorce
The plagiarist is brazen and succeeding in their career. Le Lekang, the one being plagiarized, feels he can't lose. So he puts together his own team to make a movie, determined to take on the plagiarist!
To make sure he wins, Le Lekang turns to his idol, the three-time Golden Award-winning actor Ji Yunfan, hoping he will star as the male lead in his movie.
But...
After going through countless hardships, Ji Yunfan gives him a cool glance. "I refuse."
Later, by chance, Le Lekang and Ji Yunfan meet again, this time on a blind date.
Ji Yunfan makes the first offer: "I'll star in your movie, but you'll have to deal with my family. The agreement lasts one year. After that, we'll part on good terms. I don't like men who won't take no for an answer."
Le Lekang thinks it sounds like a good deal.
So the two sign a contract.
A year later.
While sorting through some papers, Le Lekang accidentally finds the marriage contract he'd long since forgotten about.
"..."
I'd almost forgotten we're married by agreement.
This is really... wonderful! I'm a devoted fan, but idols come and go. After sleeping with him for a year, I've gotten my money's worth!
But Ji Yunfan refuses to let go.
Ji Yunfan: "Forget about getting a divorce! I'm not letting you go!"
Le Lekang: "That's not up to you."
Ji Yunfan: "What's wrong with me? If you want a divorce, you have to give me a reason!" [As he speaks, he secretly hides the marriage contract.]
Le Lekang: "We're not physically compatible."
You probably don't know this, but whenever I hear people complain that their boyfriends are small, I envy them so much I could cry.
Ji Yunfan: "..."
I think you just need more exercise!
Note:
1. Everything in this story is entirely fictional. There are no real-life counterparts.
After Promoting as a Couple with a Tsundere Seme, He Took It Seriously
[The seme's perspective]:
Lian Tianyang never imagined that one day he'd get himself into this mess.
He acted in a drama about brotherhood, and even had to promote it as a couple with his co-star. Promotional work, the very thing he'd once looked down on most.
Friend A: "Careful, you might turn into a shipper."
Lian Tianyang scoffs: "Are you kidding? How could I ever become a shipper?"
The very next moment, he fell into the CP fans' rabbit hole.
Every day, he lounged at the bottom of the pit, watching edits and devouring fanfiction and fan art. He'd even picked out names for their future kids.
Friend A: "You're done for. You've fallen in love!"
Lian Tianyang scoffs: "Are you kidding? How could I ever like him?"
Friend A asks: "So, does Guan Yu read fanfiction and look at fan art and video edits of himself with Zhang Fei?"
Lian Tianyang: "..."
Friend A asks again: "Would Guan Yu and Zhang Fei act like this? Would he?"
Lian Tianyang: "..."
Friend A asks a third time: "Why aren't you saying anything? Is it because you don't want to talk?"
Lian Tianyang: "..."
[The uke's perspective]:
Xia Zhi recently took on a job promoting a CP.
A workaholic through and through, he does his job diligently and never wavers, constantly coming up with ways to give the CP fans something to swoon over.
He's a well-known promotional pro in the CP world.
He's very satisfied with his work skills and attitude, until he notices that his promotional partner, Lian Tianyang, is looking at him in a rather strange way.
Xia Zhi thinks for a moment and understands.
He's raising the bar.
So Xia Zhi launches an even stronger offensive and does an even better job.
Until one day, Lian Tianyang confesses to him, and even says arrogantly that Xia Zhi's affection for him has gradually made him fall in love.
Xia Zhi: "Huh? No, I don't like you."
Lian Tianyang denies it three times: "Impossible! Absolutely not! You can't not like me!"
Xia Zhi: "...I really don't like you."
Lian Tianyang is shocked: "But you kept flirting with me before!"
Xia Zhi, confused: "Weren't we just promoting ourselves as a couple?"
Lian Tianyang: "..."
Before he admits it:
Xia Zhi looks at him and smiles gently.
Lian Tianyang (sneaks a glance, then immediately looks away), perfectly serious: "Please don't smile at me. Thank you. I'm straight."
After he admits it:
Xia Zhi looks at someone else and smiles gently.
Lian Tianyang: "..."
Why are you smiling at him? Why are you smiling at him?? Why are you smiling at him???
I'm jealous! I'm jealous!! I'm jealous!!!
Look at me! Look at me!! Look at me already!!!
Note:
1. This is a completely fictional story, with no real-life counterparts. It's all made up, set in an imaginary entertainment industry, and every detail exists to serve the plot.
2. One-on-one romance, happy ending.
3. No children. The whole thing about choosing their kids' names is just Lian Tianyang being completely carried away by shipping them.
Theme: A parody
Their emperor is angry, what a Mary Sue, hahahahahahahaha
Hahahaha, facing the sea, the flowers will not bloom if the spring is not warm! That's so funny, ma'am.
As for the lyrics, I think it might be more comfortable for us to understand it ourselves. The purpose of interpretation should be to let readers get into the feelings of the protagonist. However, as far as the author's current writing style is concerned, it is a bit too forced and seems a bit artificial. Personal suggestion, don't mind.
It's silly and very interesting, but in the end I still wanted to watch it slap you in the face with the knowledge you gained from the postgraduate entrance exam, and I felt a little rushed at the end. Not confiscated. But a very happy novel. Keep up the good work.
Read it in one sitting! It's so silly, so beautiful! !
I love it so much, the homework is great, the joyful writing has a lot of thought-provoking passages, and I was a little passionate during the competition. It was great.
Hahahahahahahaha(?ω?)Hiahiahia
Ho-
However, there are some parts that are not just ridiculous. Not only are they not boring, they are also a bit touching.
It's so ridiculous that I keep thinking hahahahahahahahahahaha
A Dreamlike Journey [Beast Taming]
The Adventures of Dragon, Phoenix, and Pig
Starting Today, I'll Raise Spirit Beasts
Building a Strong Nation Through Part-Time Work, Starting with the Dragon, Phoenix, and Pig
Huh, This Is 6
The Contract Boyfriend Refuses to Get Divorced
Me, a Soon-to-Be CEO, Looking for a Spouse Online
After Pretending to Date a Stubborn Top, He Took It Seriously
Isn't Friendship Better?
Dragon, Phoenix, and Pig Theme Park
The Impersonator's Game
After Accidentally Taking My Archrival as My Disciple
Their emperor is angry, what a Mary Sue, hahahahahahahaha
Hahahaha, facing the sea, the flowers will not bloom if the spring is not warm! That's so funny, ma'am.
As for the lyrics, I think it might be more comfortable for us to understand it ourselves. The purpose of interpretation should be to let readers get into the feelings of the protagonist. However, as far as the author's current writing style is concerned, it is a bit too forced and seems a bit artificial. Personal suggestion, don't mind.
It's silly and very interesting, but in the end I still wanted to watch it slap you in the face with the knowledge you gained from the postgraduate entrance exam, and I felt a little rushed at the end. Not confiscated. But a very happy novel. Keep up the good work.
Read it in one sitting! It's so silly, so beautiful! !
I love it so much, the homework is great, the joyful writing has a lot of thought-provoking passages, and I was a little passionate during the competition. It was great.
Hahahahahahahaha(?ω?)Hiahiahia
Ho-
However, there are some parts that are not just ridiculous. Not only are they not boring, they are also a bit touching.
It's so ridiculous that I keep thinking hahahahahahahahahahaha