Have You Seen My Fluffy One?

Blurb to be revised. A modern-day story about monsters from the Classic of Mountains and Seas. Top/bottom: the protagonist is the bottom. As the god in charge of Luo Mu Mountain, Lu Cheng has two great loves in life: sleeping, and sleeping with his fluffy companions. But one day, when he woke up, he discovered that not only had the whole world been turned upside down, his fluffy companions had disappeared too. Bai Ze came straight to his door: The Supernatural Affairs Bureau needs you. Lu Cheng: I don't have time. I need to find my fluffballs. Bai Ze: You hold down the fort, and I'll find them for you. Lu, hopelessly out of touch with the times, Cheng: Fine. The next day, Bai Ze showed up carrying a Nine-Tailed Fox: Here you go. Lu Cheng: Your fluffball smells like fox. Nine-Tailed Fox: ??? The third day, Bai Ze showed up carrying a Feifei: This one doesn't smell like fox. Lu Cheng: My fluffball has leopard spots. Does yours? The fourth day, Bai Ze showed up carrying a Zhujian: This one has leopard spots. Lu Cheng: Are you questioning my taste? Bai Ze: ...Give me another hint. Lu Cheng: An auspicious beast that heralds abundant harvests. Bai Ze: Got it! The fifth day, Bai Ze showed up carrying a Dang Kang: An auspicious beast that heralds abundant harvests. Lu Cheng: Do you even know what fluffy means? Bai Ze: ... Just then, Ning Ziyu, now in human form, came to apply for a job at the Supernatural Affairs Bureau. Lu Cheng, recognizing a familiar scent: Found you.