Master Craftsman

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At an old-fashioned funeral home, beside a red-lacquered coffin, Nan Guosheng sat in a wooden wheelchair, dressed in a pale, cold-white silk robe, applying makeup to a dead person whose face could not be made out. A black-and-white television crackled, and an old-fashioned clock on the wall ticked away.

In the mossy corner, a pure-white paper doll with painted eyes sang stiffly: "Time is up. The second-generation tailor's needle and thread have applied the makeup. The Black and White Impermanence's chains have hooked the soul. The head and body, severed apart, are stitched together. Those who return to their roots need no longer fear. When Qingming passes without rain, the dust rises. The yellow earth, blazing hot, buries the dead."

When Du Zongpu first met Nan Guosheng, he thought the man had too many rules and a terrible temper. What did he mean, fortune-telling was only for the dead and not the living? And what was that about no credit for obituaries, and telling poor dogs to get lost?… But later, he was completely won over.

An eccentric, reckless, double-leg-disabled, beautiful corpse-sewing tailor bottom & a wealthy, overly doting modern police station chief top

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Wu Yi was an unrivaled demon lord in the cultivation world. He had a foul, fiery temper, and loved to pick fights and argue. He had beaten up countless men and women in the cultivation world.

After dying one day, he transmigrated into a nobody idol with the same name. The young idol had terrible acting skills, couldn't sing or dance, led a messy private life, loved throwing his weight around, and had shamelessly pretended to be a close childhood friend of the movie star Fei Quan. Every day, he clung to Fei Quan to ride his coattails and grab attention. People in the industry called him Fei Quan's leg accessory, a human leech, and a master of manipulative sweetness.

Wu Yi: "How dare you V_V"

On variety shows, idols usually put on a daily performance: singing, dancing, acting cute, and showing off their talents.

For his performance, Wu Yi expressionlessly swung a massive hammer at himself, successfully hammering himself into the hospital.

Wu Yi: "? I sat bolt upright on my deathbed. Where's all that protective demonic energy I had?"

The young idol Yang Liu had a willowy waist, alluring eyes, and skin like ice and jade. His smooth face was like an egg, and he knew how to weaponize his looks to get what he wanted. Plenty of bigwigs in the industry had received his room key cards.

One day, while promoting skincare products, he followed the script and expressionlessly recited: "A man should look like a man. Either don't moisturize, or moisturize all the way, whether it's a woman or your skin."

An internationally renowned director reposted the post: "Wu Yi is right!"

A famous actor liked it: "Little 5 is absolutely right!"

The Golden Pig CEO called out fondly: "Whatever my Baby 51 says is right!"

Wu Yi's fans frantically tagged Fei Quan: "Man, your husband has cheated on you again!"

Wu Yi: "?"

Fei Quan: "??"

Fei Quan's fans: "??? Leeching little demon, get lost!!!"

A tiger out of its cage, a man-eating flower bottom × an untamed husky top

A gorgeous, sharp-tongued, hot-tempered bottom with a black heart × a rich, virile husky top who sometimes acts like an old bureaucrat

*Neither of them is quite right in the head, but together they make a whole.

*Everyone has a crush on the beloved bottom, who just wants to furiously fight the entire world.

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The healer Shen Zhiyuan failed his tribulation and transmigrated into a book as a cannon-fodder male character who shared his name.

The male character's birth mother had been murdered. He was frail and his face was disfigured, yet he had been betrothed to the crown prince, Yu Daoyuan, since childhood and was deeply in love with him. Every day, he looked forward to his wedding with the crown prince.

But everyone thought that a man with a dark-red birthmark covering half his face was unworthy of the elegant and noble crown prince. Even the crown prince himself thought so.

Already unwelcome in his family and hated by the crown prince, he was bullied constantly by his relatives.

The crown prince disliked him but loved his half-sister, Shen Zhihan, the daughter of the current matriarch of the family. The two were in love with each other.

But Shen Zhihan was betrothed to Yu Keji, the ruthless prince of the present dynasty.

After Shen Zhiyuan transmigrated into the story, he had no interest in the ridiculous love triangle of him loving one person, that person loving someone else, and the other person loving him. He stayed in his little courtyard and diligently cultivated, hoping to undergo another tribulation and ascend.

Until one day, his cheap father ordered him to switch wedding partners with his half-sister Shen Zhihan. He was to marry the ruthless Prince Yu Keji, while Shen Zhihan would marry Crown Prince Yu Daoyuan.

In the book, the ruthless prince had been held hostage in an enemy country as a child, where he was tortured. His legs were disabled, his personality cruel and twisted, and he suffered from bouts of madness. He was the story's main villain.

The nine princesses who had previously married him had all died horribly on their wedding nights.

Shen Zhiyuan rolled his eyes slowly. No wonder the original character had slit his wrists on his wedding day.

Looking at his wrist wrapped in white bandages and feeling the golden core circulating rapidly within him, he smiled. With cultivation in hand, the world was his. What was the big deal about marrying a cripple? This healer would cure him, shut everyone up, then divorce him and ascend!

Everyone waited to see when Shen Zhiyuan would be tortured to death by the ruthless prince.

But no one expected Shen Zhiyuan not only to survive, but also to help the prince stand again. The prince even became a tyrant, left his harem empty for Shen Zhiyuan, and devoted himself to him alone...

Theme: When many people come together, they can topple mountains; united, they can move seas. Many trees make a forest.