The Soft, Sweet Little Devil (DC and Marvel)

Although Alice was born into the Pang family, she was far too well-behaved.

An odd one out in her family, Alice quietly played the sweet, airheaded little sister, doted on by her genius big brother.

Until one day, a thing called the "Bad Kid-Training System" came knocking.

Then Alice became Iron Man's child, standing in the ruins of a Hydra lab and trembling with fear.

Alice: What's... going on?

System: ...Aren't you the genius of the Pang family?

Alice suddenly understood: Oh... that's my brother.

System: ...All right.

Alice and the System stared at each other in silence.

After a long while, the System sighed.

System: Do what I tell you. I'll do my best to help you become a bad kid.

Alice, full of determination: Okay! I'll do my best!

But...

Whenever Alice smoked, drank, stayed out late racing cars, or went out to flirt with girls, one of two things would always happen.

One was: Tony, watch it! Don't let your kid pick up your bad habits!

Or: Who corrupted Alice?! Show yourself!

Alice & System: Meow meow meow?

Everyone in Marvel: How could Alice turn out like this! The adults must have set a bad example!

The System looked at the task completion rate of zero: ...You did your best.

Alice: Looking pitiful.

Also known as:

/Believe Me, I'm Really Not a Good Kid/

/Please Stop Reading So Much Into It/

A crossover with Dan's story, launching at the same time.