Please Stop Being So Charming [Quick Transmigration]

When Pei Le heard the self-proclaimed intelligent brain System from the year 3056 of the Xuan Era tell him in an electronic voice accompanied by background music, "We're locked together now," Pei Le wanted to reject this marriage unilaterally.

He, Pei Le, was a young, outstanding little brother, yet somehow this uninvited intelligent brain System had latched onto him. And it was a lifelong arrangement, too.

Pei Le: What the hell does this have to do with me?

According to the chatty System, its inventor, Chu Yi, had accidentally activated the intelligent brain's emergency shutdown function. Under its stabilization support mode, the System had automatically bound itself to the last person who had been in contact with its owner.

That was Pei Le.

The System: Actually, this really does have something to do with you.

The original purpose behind developing this intelligent brain was to let users personally experience the plots of novels or movies.

The intelligent brain forcibly brought Pei Le into the consciousness layer of its owner, Chu Yi. The System told him that the only way to deactivate the emergency shutdown function was to do everything he could to make Chu Yi remember his true identity.

But who could have guessed that when Pei Le resolutely entered Chu Yi's mind, he would be shocked on the spot?

What kind of novels does this guy usually read?!

What?!

--Chu Yi Dracula, Romance at the Castle: The Vampire Prince's Tender Love

--Xuanyuan Chu Yi, Forbidden Love in the Martial World: The Cult Leader Begs You to Let Him Go

--Zhao Chu Yi, Sweet Sinful Love: Young Master, Don't Spoil Me Too Much

--Long Chu Yi, Addicted to One Kiss: Cold School Bully, Come and Get Me

--Nicholas Chu Yi, Captive Love Turns to Madness: Entangled with a Wicked Butler

--Nangong Chu Yi, Destined by Fate: My Shark Killer Husband Is So Clingy

"Sure. This is peak Mary Sue..."

"Chu Yi, get a grip! This child really isn't ours. I'm a man, you have to trust science!"

*Warnings:

1. This story is really absurd, extremely absurd. If you can't handle absurd comedy, please think twice before reading.

2. Clichéd melodrama and Mary Sue tropes are a must. They're only here for laughs, so don't overthink it~

3. The protagonist will die if he doesn't make snarky comments. The love interest's personality may change in every world, and his real-world personality hasn't been decided yet. If you don't like a character's personality, please be gentle. Suggestions are welcome, but please don't hurt my feelings too much!

4. I'm used to writing fanfiction and really not good at creating original characters, but I'll do my best to make them likable. If I mess them up, I hope you can tell me what you think~

5. The couple will be each other's one and only.

※ Check out my upcoming story~

The Sugar Candy Darling of the Violent Boss. Add it to your favorites from my author page! ("Sugar Candy Darling" is just a metaphor. It's not literally a sugar candy turning into a fairy!)

Blurb:

The little fool who was the Ji family's sugar candy darling has been reborn.

Before being reborn, he drooled, loved chewing on his hands, and couldn't even say a complete sentence.

But Jiang Chi knew he was a good child.

Because the two clearest words Ji Ning ever spoke in his life were "Jiang Chi."

Later, after being reborn, Ji Ning stopped chewing on his hands and drooling. His favorite thing to do was secretly grow up behind Jiang Chi's back, becoming a little monster who could completely take care of himself.

Everyone praised Ji Ning's intellectual disability for finally being cured. Heaven had answered their prayers, and their suffering had finally paid off.

Only Jiang Chi thought, What the hell do you mean, paid off?

All he wanted was to tear off the candy wrapper the little sugar candy had worked so hard to wrap around himself. Holding the little candy by the chin, he said, "I don't need you to get better. And don't you dare hide your drool again."

The sugar candy darling seemed stuck to the wall, crying in grievance. "I don't like drooling. How can I be your darling like this?"

Jiang Chi, as sinister as they come, gently kissed the drool from his lips. "I like it."

Only those who've tasted one know that a sugar candy darling who drools is the sweetest.

*One last strong recommendation for my friends' stories. They're absolutely fantastic. If you don't like them, come tell me and I'll give you a kiss!

Do I Even Have Any Money? by Wang Ya (an upcoming story by an amazing author, I absolutely love it!): Schrodinger's Rich.

The Cross-Dressing Boss Is Fierce and A by Ershi Hua Xiansheng: Even in a skirt, he can be more A than you! (A hilarious modern danmei story. If you don't like it, come punch me!)