I, Zhurong, Let Me Burn

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A ding sounded. Zhu Rong picked up the brick-like Heavenly Secrets device in his hand. An eerie blue light appeared. He tapped open the frame and saw:

The Handsomest God in Heaven, Erlang (nickname: Yang Jian): "How's it going, Xiao Rong? Did you give your brother that dripping Guanyin statue I asked you to bring him?"

The Handsomest God in Heaven, Erlang: "Did he say anything?? Whatever you do, don't tell him it was from me... ummm, maybe you could tactfully mention that I sent it?"

At the same time, someone else kept poking Zhu Rong.

Call Me Crown Prince (Nezha): "Did that weasel Yang Jian ask you to deliver another present for him?? Don't do it! Which of us is your brother, anyway? You help him pursue your brother but won't help me. Do you not want to play with my Wind Fire Wheels anymore??"

Call Me Crown Prince: "Queen Mother of the West gave me a watering can made of Kunlun immortal jade yesterday. Give it to your brother. He'll definitely like it! He can even use it to water the flowers!"

Zhu Rong's mouth twitched.

Burn You to Ashes (Zhu Rong): "My brother never uses a watering can to water flowers..."

Lonely Because I'm Invincible, Monkey Bro (Great Sage Equal to Heaven): "Zhu Rong, you there?"

Burn You to Ashes: "No! Don't know! Won't help!!"

Zhu Rong didn't understand. They were identical twins, both gorgeous twins from the Celestial Realm, so why was his brother Chi Songzi adored by all those single gods in Heaven whose hearts fluttered at the sight of a handsome man, while everyone only treated Zhu Rong like a buddy?

They looked exactly alike! Sure, he had red hair, red eyes, and red clothes, and had even gone down to the mortal realm to get a perm, just to set himself apart from his brother's long blue hair.

But he really wasn't some domineering, swaggering top!!!

Zhu Rong was a cutie. Zhu Rong wanted to be loved, too.

But by the time the scumbags understood their own feelings and were ready to love him, it was already too late. They'd spent a few chapters agonizing over it, and their beloved already had a baby.

Crown Prince Changqin trembled as he held the little zither: "Even though my Uncle Monkey, Uncle Three-Eyes, and Uncle Lotus Root never smoke, drink, or perm their hair, they really are scumbags."

Crown Prince Changqin: "So it's best that my dad likes my father after all."

Chi You fondly rubbed his son's little head.

Zhu Rong: "…"

Great Sage, Yang Jian, and Nezha: "Uncle Monkey/Uncle Three-Eyes/Uncle Lotus Root, who are you talking about??! We told you not to make up random nicknames for your uncles!"

Warnings:

1. A nonsensical, anything-goes story. Not for people who insist on scrutinizing every detail.

2. This is a chaotic mashup. All the gods in this story come from myths and legends, or books like Journey to the West and Investiture of the Gods.

3. The main pairing is now set as Chi You. Zhu Rong's son, Crown Prince Changqin, was also "born" with Chi You. Choose your ship carefully. Those who pursue Chi Songzi will eventually fall for Zhu Rong. He's a beloved-by-all type, so don't read if that's not your thing.

4. Breaking up the established pairings is heresy. Zhu Rong and Chi Songzi are not a couple, they are not a couple, they are not a couple. Important things must be said three times~

*Finally, here's a plug for my next silly Quick Transmigration novel: "Please Stop Being So Su [Quick Transmigration]"

Blurb:

When Pei Le heard the self-proclaimed artificial intelligence System from the year 3056 in his head tell him in an electronic voice accompanied by background music, "We're bound together for good," all he wanted to do was unilaterally call off the engagement.

He was Pei Le, a young, outstanding little brother, and somehow this uninvited artificial intelligence System had latched onto him. It was a lifelong arrangement, too.

Pei Le: What the hell does any of this have to do with me?

According to the talkative System, its inventor, Chu Yi, accidentally activated the computer's emergency shutdown function. The System then automatically bound itself to the last person who had been in contact with its owner, using its stable support function.

That is, Pei Le.

System: As a matter of fact, it really does have something to do with you.

The original purpose of developing this computer was to let users experience the plots of novels or movies firsthand.

The computer forcibly brought Pei Le into the consciousness layer of its owner, Chu Yi. The System told him that the only way to deactivate its emergency shutdown function was to do whatever it took to make Chu Yi remember his true identity.

But who could have guessed that when Pei Le resolutely entered Chu Yi's mind, he was immediately stunned.

What kind of novels did this guy usually read?!

What?!

Edward Chu Yi, "Romantic Castle: The Vampire Prince's Tender Love"

Xuanyuan Chu Yi, "A Love Beyond Measure in the Martial World: Sect Leader, Please Let Me Go"

Zhao Chu Yi, "Sweet and Sinful Love: Spoiled Too Much by the Young Master"

Long Chu Yi, "One Kiss and I'm Hooked: Cold Schoolyard King, Bring It On"

Nicholas Chu Yi, "Imprisoned by Love, Falling into Evil: I Provoked a Wicked Butler"

Nangong Chu Yi, "Destined by Fate: My Assassin Husband Is So Clingy"

"Sure, this is very Mary Sue..."

"Chu Yi, get a grip! This child really isn't ours. I'm a man. You have to believe in science!"

"Next, I'll play 'Father' to move the rebellious son behind me. Ready, and... Mmph... Why are you kissing me on the mouth?!"

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