[Check out my upcoming novel: Please Stop Being So Su! [Quick Transmigration]. Click my profile to add it to your reading list. Love you all ^3^.]
This is the story of an honest, straightforward young man from the modern era who transmigrates into the body of Xiangyang Wang, the ultimate boss of The Seven Heroes and Five Gallants.
The noble and chivalrous Zhan Zhao, top X The redeemed, saintly Zhao Jue, bottom
[Daily updates + no angst + a little crime-solving. Enjoy! It's a bit of fun.]
Good grief!! Xiangyang Wang has stopped killing people, breaking the law, and committing all manner of depraved crimes!! He even helped Granny Wang, the widow who lives at the village entrance, get to the bun shop to buy buns!
Word is, Granny Wang couldn't stop praising his fine manners afterward. She tells everyone, "That Zhao Jue is such a good boy!"
Granny Wang, if you're being threatened, just blink twice!!
Xiangyang Wang doesn't look like the kind of handsome guy who'd do good deeds at all!!
Wait, Xiangyang Wang isn't even handsome at all!!!
Everyone was deeply unhappy.
The most villainous prince in Kaifeng has gone and turned over a new leaf. Who are people supposed to threaten their disobedient children with now?!
And what makes everyone even more jealous is that Zhan Zhao, the great magistrate who has won Kaifeng's Most Popular Handsome Man award year after year, actually says Xiangyang Wang is a good person and isn't scary. He even lets Xiangyang Wang move into the Kaifeng Prefecture!!
To be fair, Zhan Zhao himself didn't believe Xiangyang Wang could change at first. Who could have guessed...
Zhan Zhao: Even if I never marry and spend my whole life alone in the Kaifeng Prefecture, I won't spare Xiangyang Wang a second glance!
Zhan Zhao: ...Xiangyang Wang is so cute...
According to Kaifeng's best-informed man, Zhang Long, Kaifeng has a steady supply of men falling for men. Just look at their lord and Mr. Gongsun. No one can get by in the Kaifeng Prefecture without a partner.
"So... I think Xiangyang Wang would actually be a pretty good match for our Lord Zhan." [From Zhang Long's client, frantically shaking his head to hide the fact that he took money from Xiangyang Wang]
Content warnings:
1. This story breaks up the Cat-and-Mouse or Mouse-and-Cat pairing. Enter with caution if that bothers you!
2. Not sure if it's overly indulgent, but both male heartthrobs, Cat and Mouse, will develop feelings for the protagonist, who is the bottom. Zhan Zhao is the top in the end. Enter with caution if that bothers you!
3. There are crime-solving plots, but the writing won't be too serious. Enter with caution if you don't like comedy!
4. There are many side pairings and quite a few men falling for men. There are few male-female romances, mostly canon pairings. Bao Heizi and Mr. Gongsun will not be split up!
5. The protagonist, Xiangyang Wang, is very timid at first, with absolutely no protagonist aura. Friends who can't accept that, enter with caution.
Let me highly recommend my silly Quick Transmigration novel, now available for pre-order. It's my next project!
Please Stop Being So Su! [Quick Transmigration]
Blurb:
When Pei Le heard the artificial intelligence System in his brain, which claimed to be from the year 3056 of the Xuan Calendar, tell him in an electronic voice accompanied by BGM, "We're locked in together," Pei Le wanted to reject this marriage unilaterally.
He, Pei Le, was a young man of exceptional talent, and somehow this uninvited System had latched onto him. And it was a lifelong arrangement, too.
Pei Le: Damn it, what does this have to do with me?
According to the chatty System, its inventor, Chu Yi, accidentally activated the computer's emergency shut-in function. The System then automatically bound itself, with its stabilizing support function, to the last person who had been in contact with its owner.
That person was Pei Le.
System: Actually, you really are involved.
The purpose of developing this computer was to let users experience the plots of novels or movies firsthand.
The computer forcibly brought Pei Le into the depths of its owner's mind, Chu Yi. The System told him that the only way to deactivate its emergency shut-in function was to use every means at his disposal to make Chu Yi remember his true identity.
But who could have guessed that when Pei Le resolutely entered Chu Yi's mind, he would be shocked on the spot.
What kind of novels did this guy usually read?!
Huh??!
--Edward Chu Yi, "Romantic Castle: The Vampire Prince's Gentle Love"
--Xuanyuan Chu Yi, "Forbidden Love in the Martial World: The Cult Leader Begs You to Let Him Go"
--Zhao Chu Yi, "Sweet Sin: Young Master, Don't Spoil Me Too Much"
--Long Chu Yi, "One Kiss to Addiction: The Cold School Bully Wants You to Answer"
--Nicolas Chu Yi, "Love Me Until I Turn to Evil: Seducing the Wicked Butler"
--Nangong Chu Yi, "Written in the Stars: My Shark-Handed Husband Is Too Clingy"
"Sure, this is very Tom Su..."
"Chu Yi, snap out of it! This really isn't our child. I'm a man, you have to believe in science!"
"Next, I'll play 'Father,' hoping to move the rebellious son behind me. Ready, uh... Why are you kissing me on the mouth!!"
*Lastly, let me highly recommend my friends' novels! They're absolutely great!
[They're all upcoming novels. Search for the author's name, not the title!]
1. The Lord of Earth by Wang Ya: (A godlike author's upcoming novel, I'm shouting its praises!) Let the gods die, I alone shall endure!
2. Dragon Tamer by He Ye: (Upcoming novel) A ruthless, talkative black dragon top X a bottom with a rich inner life. Gods, immortals, and demons all mixed together in a lighthearted, sweet little story!
3. I Became the Teacher's Cat by Huan Zi (upcoming): A tsundere cat owner top (currently identified as a teacher who has a cat) VS a cheerful, popular, model student bottom (Hao Xuesheng)
Theme:
People in Kaifeng: Wow, we got it for real (three splits)!
Thanks for the limited exemption. The writing is quite good. The only bad part for me is the part about Su Shi. I have always respected him. I can't stand such a spoof...
Wow, three people together, it's so exciting!? ??ヾ(●??`●)? Wow~
It's okay for three people to go to the church to get married together.
Dear author, why can't I see the posts on Weibo? Want to see
The document for the three-person car is empty
Damn, are you the one who approves joining the group?
Me, me, why can't I find the group?!!! Ahhhhh
Finished spreading flowers! Love this book so much! *▽*
It's over!!! Throw flowers! Nice!!! Great!