My name is Liming.
But most people usually like to call me Xiao Ming.
That has a lot to do with my ability.
My ability is [Five Years of College Entrance Exams, Three Years of Mock Exams]. If you lose it while solving problems inside my ability, don't come looking for me. I'm just an innocent Xiao Ming.
According to my dear Uncle Mori: "With Xiao Ming's ability around, who cares about Dazai's interrogations?"
According to my friend Ranpo: "The person in the whole detective agency who likes Xiao Ming's ability the most is Kunikida, the former math teacher."
Yes, I'm Xiao Ming.
This is the story of how I used Five Years of College Entrance Exams, Three Years of Mock Exams to dominate Yokohama (or so they say).
Tips:
1. OOC warning.
2. This is an old abandoned project from five years ago, so it has lots of plot holes, tons of them, an absurd number of them! Don't think too hard while reading, and enter at your own risk. Sob. The idiot author came back to fill in the holes after rambling about promises and bonds with readers.
3. The Five-Three practice book is a conceptual god. Ignore the language differences.
Coming soon: Infinite Asylum
[Wild and spirited sunshine girl x gloomy, sensitive, multiple-personality guy]
At eighteen, Kurusu is inexplicably dragged into the Infinite Asylum, where she must struggle to survive through the "treatment" sessions in one instance after another.
To stay alive, a group of people with more or less serious problems band together.
Their team's slogan is: The asylum is a grand stage! If there's something wrong with your head, come on in!
But speaking of which, why does every instance boss have an affection bar above their head instead of a health bar?
Looks like the bosses have their own share of problems...
We recommend inpatient treatment. (Seriously.)
[Outpatient (Emergency): Bizarre Reality]
Have you ever questioned whether anything in front of you is real?
Have you ever suspected that someone close to you might suddenly lunge at you and bite through your neck?
It's not you who's wrong. It's this world.
Welcome to the Infinite Asylum...
[First Treatment Room (Somatization): Vampire Instance]
Food and sleep are the most basic things a person needs to survive.
If you can't even count on those, then "survival" is like living through hell...
[Second Treatment Room (PTSD): Laboratory Instance: I Am Not Me. The One Who Kills to the End Wins]
[Third Treatment Room (Attachment): Foreign Country Instance: The Home Sought for a Lifetime]
[Fourth Treatment Room (Stockholm Syndrome): Mafia Instance: Justice That Can Never Be Touched]
[Fifth Treatment Room (Reversion Therapy): Evil God Instance: The Year He Was Seven]
Little skit:
About the hospital's top-ranked player who is obsessed with sending admission offers to the bosses
Passerby A: I'll bet all my medical points that this person is a hopeless case of lovesickness!
Passerby B: NO, NO, NO. I've got a reliable informant on their team. She's obviously been bewitched by the boss!
Kurusu: What are you babbling about? Ling Wu, take my admission offer!
Ling Wu: Thanks, but no.
Reading tips:
1. The female and male leads are mutually obsessed with each other's condition. They're locked in.
2. The male lead has split personalities, and keeps playing hard to get in every instance.
3. The female lead is smart and cute, but not a monster genius. This is not a great female lead or a strong female lead. It includes scenes such as the male lead rescuing the female lead, so don't read if that bothers you.
Premise: Love the world and love life. Fight with all your might to protect everything you have right now.
It's 2023, my dear, haven't you updated yet? (Looking at the sky)
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
It's short, not enough to watch, Modo Modo!
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!