Wasn't the Male Lead Supposed to Be Sick? [Book Transmigration]

Shu Qimo and Ji Anyang transmigrate into a BL campus novel at the same time.

The original story is a tragic romance that torments both heart and body, and ends in a bad ending. The original seme can't overcome his depression, so he takes the uke with him when he commits suicide.

Now transmigrated as a boy with autism, Shu Qimo worries every day that Ji Anyang will take his own life. He showers him with kindness and warmth, sticking close to him at every opportunity.

He's afraid that Ji Anyang might suddenly lose hope and drag him out of this beautiful world with him.

But this depressed male lead seems to be, well, not quite right...

At first, Shu Qimo sees Ji Anyang beat up a whole group of ruffians. Looking gloomy, he pins one to the ground, takes out his phone, and asks, "Hey, buddy, want to help me slash the price on Pinduoduo?"

Shu Qimo thinks he must have dreamed it.

Later, Ji Anyang corners him against a wall, curls his lips, and says in a low, husky voice, "Silly boy, how about splitting a 4.5-yuan delivery order?"

He wants to refuse, but seeing Ji Anyang looking so forlorn, as if the whole world has abandoned him, he opens his mouth and says, "O-okay."

[Short scene]

Someone asks Ji Anyang why he likes a boy with autism. This is what he says:

"He has a delivery membership, so he gets red envelopes and discounts. He even helps me build up my discount points. Most importantly, JD.com's group deals need two people, and he's a Plus member..."

Everyone: "Stop, stop, stop! We don't want to hear any more!!!"

The uke is only pretending to have autism, and the seme is only pretending to be depressed. They both think the other is sick.

The seme is genuinely rich and has OCD. He can't stand not using a red envelope, coupon, or bargain deal, which makes the uke think he's poor. ヾ(￣▽￣)

Both seme and uke transmigrate into the book. One-on-one, silly and sweet.

Reader's Guide:

1. A wildly goofy, light novel, so the writing... Ah! QAQ Doggies are so cute, why are they eating me? Help... (already dead)

2. The plot and the daily-life scenes had a fight and ran away from home.

(Plot: Honey, open the door.)

(Daily Life: You want into this house (my brain)? Don't even think about it.)

3. The uke's inner monologue is top-notch (if everyone can't talk properly, we might as well give him more thoughts to share!)

4. The last novel was exhausting to write, so I want to let loose and have fun with this one. [If it doesn't suit you, leave without a fuss. You don't need to tell me.] After all, the author is a coward who can only act tough behind a screen.

Upcoming Novel

"So I Hear You Have 24-Pack Abs"

Meng Qi is an otter who lives in the mountains and rivers. His favorite thing, besides fishing with his friends, is reading the CEO romance novels his neighbor brings home.

Meng Qi: "So this is how humans mate and reproduce?"

Full of beautiful hopes for human romance, Meng Qi decides to visit the city, but nearly runs into a bad person.

Watching the man who rescued him turn to leave, Meng Qi reaches out and grabs him. "Aren't you taking me home?"

Shen Luochuan raises an eyebrow, thinking Meng Qi wants to repay him with his body, and takes him home. But along the way...

Meng Qi: "Is your surname Nangong? What about Shangguan?"

Shen Luochuan: "My surname is Shen."

Meng Qi: "Do you have 24-pack abs?"

Shen Luochuan: "Unfortunately, I only have an eight-pack."

Meng Qi: "Will your mother give me ten million yuan to leave her son?"

Shen Luochuan: "No..."

Meng Qi: "Why don't your eyes show three parts disdain, three parts mockery, and four parts indifference?"

Shen Luochuan: ...

This kid... Is he a little stupid?

Completed novel: "Actor, You Dropped Your Child"

Theme: They're not freaks. They just have different worlds.