The Socially Anxious Cannon Fodder Villain's Guide to Winning Hearts [Book Transmigration]

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Novel blurb

Everyone knew that Wen Ruan, the Wen family's adopted son, was nothing more than a pawn for the family's interests: an antisocial, eccentric stutterer.

After being married off to the villain Fei Jiangyi, he was shut away in a villa and ignored. Before long, someone pushed him into a lake, where he drowned. His body was so swollen by the time anyone found it.

After transmigrating into the story, Wen Ruan had no choice but to raise the villain's favorability and make himself a little more noticeable, so he could avoid getting killed off.

But Wen Ruan had two problems: first, he had severe social anxiety; second, he was broke. But if you were going to pursue someone as powerful as the villain, you had to make a grand, romantic gesture.

So Wen Ruan ordered a delivery runner, pointed a megaphone at the office building of Fei Jiangyi's company, and had the rider recite an emotional declaration that rang through the entire building.

Then, on Fei Jiangyi's birthday, Wen Ruan hired a team of waist-drum performers to play "Good Luck Is Coming" at the banquet.

He became an overnight sensation, earning a reputation as a social butterfly.

After being publicly embarrassed one too many times, Fei Jiangyi finally managed to corner Wen Ruan in a car.

"What exactly are you trying to do?"

Wen Ruan twisted his fingers together, his heart pounding. In the end, he pulled out his phone and sent Fei Jiangyi a message.

"I just... want to be friends."

Fei Jiangyi: "..."

Wen Ruan nervously worked to raise Fei Jiangyi's favorability while trying not to get too close to him.

But one day, he found a marriage contract between himself and Fei Jiangyi in a box. It stated that the marriage would last three months, after which Fei Jiangyi would give him an estate in Haicheng as part of the divorce settlement.

Wen Ruan's eyes lit up. "I have an estate? All to myself?"

With the deadline approaching, Wen Ruan decided to lie flat.

Wen Ruan: "Time, hurry up! Send me off to my own estate already!"

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At first, Fei Jiangyi thought Wen Ruan was as eccentric as the rumors claimed, and that the Wen family had planted him as a spy.

But after spending time together, he discovered that aside from being a little introverted, quiet, and overly dramatic when expressing his feelings, Wen Ruan was adorable and delicious.

Yet the person who had been making all those grand declarations of love suddenly went silent.

The daily good-morning and good-night messages stopped, and the name Wen Ruan disappeared from the deliveries and takeout orders.

After waiting two days, Fei Jiangyi couldn't sit still. When he went home, all he found were the contract and a note Wen Ruan had left behind.

At the airport, Wen Ruan had just gotten out of a car when he saw enormous posters displayed on both sides of the terminal. They showed his face with a rose cutout in the foreground, along with several large, colorful words:

"Missing Person: The Love of My Life!"

Then came a message.

Fei Jiangyi: Get back here now, or I'll turn your picture into a slideshow and have it play nonstop in every corner of the city, twenty-four hours a day.

Severely socially anxious, but always making others die of embarrassment, hot-tempered bottom x Villain who keeps getting publicly embarrassed but gradually falls hard, top

1. One-on-one, each other's first love, body and heart belong only to each other.

2. Social anxiety does not mean cowardice. The bottom fights back in whatever way makes him comfortable.

3. The top dotes on the bottom. Whether the bottom dotes on the top is uncertain, though he'll be fiercely protective later on.

4. The plot exists entirely to serve the romance. This is a self-indulgent work, basically just a sweet love story. Same-sex marriage is legal in this setting.

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Coming Soon: "The Pretty Boy Only Knows How to Worry About His Big Brother"

Wen Ke returned to the real world from quick transmigration and became obsessed with romance games, spending all day doting on his virtual husband.

One day, he transmigrated into the body of a down-and-out pretty boy who was betrothed to his in-game husband. Wen Ke shrieked with excitement and crawled around in a frenzy.

Wen Ke: My darling Qin Xiao, let's get together in real life!!!! I am Qin Daddy's [censored], beep beep beep beep

His husband was perfect in every way, except he wasn't very perceptive and was bad at judging people. After being conned out of money, manipulated, and having his feelings played with, he became a villain.

Wen Ke: Let him go. I'll handle this.

So when his fake crush invited Qin Xiao to the movies, Wen Ke pretended to be sick and pouted. "If you buy medicine for me, won't some other guy get jealous?"

Then he immediately posted an update and tagged the fake crush ten times.

When the fake crush pretended he couldn't swim, Wen Ke staged a drowning right there, trembling in Qin Xiao's arms, fragile and broken.

Later, eating grapes peeled for him by Qin Xiao in a luxurious VIP hospital room, he commented on the fake crush's Weibo: "Can't even swim on your back. What a loser!"

Wen Ke was a master actor, a tenth-level expert at playing the sweet, innocent schemer. He placated his perfect husband at home while having a blast outside.

One moment, he was speaking softly to Qin Xiao: "I'm a good boy. I never smoke or drink."

The next, he was dressed flamboyantly and playing drums in a bar, where he got caught red-handed.

Today, he hid timidly in Qin Xiao's arms. "Big brother... I faint at the sight of blood..."

The next day, he kicked a towering, muscular man out of the way.

He even said, "I've never kissed anyone I like!"

Yet whenever he got drunk, he kept finding new ways to tease Qin Xiao.

Qin Xiao indulged his beloved husband, who had vanished after they met online and had now suddenly appeared in front of him.

Until one night, Wen Ke failed to come home, and Qin Xiao grabbed him by the back of the neck like a little animal.

Qin Xiao: "Are you going to stay out all night again?"

Wen Ke kissed Qin Xiao on the face and deliberately softened his voice. "Big brother, I'm sorry."

He couldn't get out of bed for three days afterward.

Wen Ke: "Thanks for asking. That was intense! A little rough on the back, though."

Theme: You only live once, so be brave and pursue what you want.