My Flash-Marriage Husband Is a Real Shark

There are countless stories that pile on the angst for angst's sake, and half of Zhou Ling's bookshelf is full of them.

He got bound to a System because his angst points had piled up too high.

Zhou Ling: "But I thought they were just silly stories."

The villain in the book turned evil after a tragic past, and Zhou Ling's mission was to turn things around.

Zhou Ling: "What happened to him? Was it really that awful?"

He turned around and found the villain, who had a little shark for an upper body and a vulture for a lower body.

Zhou Ling: "That's... certainly an unusual past."

To avoid trouble, he put on a secret identity and dutifully cared for, loved, and protected him.

He would guide him into becoming a cheerful, positive shark-vulture.

After Zhou Ling cleared the villain's corruption meter, he took his retirement pay and found a partner to marry in a flash.

His new husband was tall, long-legged, well-endowed, and great in bed, perfectly hitting all of Zhou Ling's buttons. Zhou Ling was very pleased with E Yi.

Life was sweet, but his husband started getting anxious, losing his hair, spacing out, avoiding his gaze, and stammering.

Zhou Ling thought his own needs were too much, so he fed his husband nourishing food and got him to exercise. He nearly ended up unable to get out of bed himself, and his back hurt too.

Every morning, he would open his eyes to find either two vulture feathers in bed or tooth marks all over his body, as jagged as a saw.

Zhou Ling: "Something seems off."

When Zhou Ling discovered his partner's secret, E Yi held out the chain to him, eyes red as he pleaded, "Don't leave me, please..."

Zhou Ling: "Uh... Actually, I'm more curious: is that thing in your original form more like a shark's or a vulture's?"

A sweet story about a devoted couple.

The uke takes the lead in the relationship, pursuing a needy, humble husband. Readers who aren't into this should proceed with caution.

Theme: Don't be emo, stand tall!