Prehistoric Survival

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On his way home, Juandong, drunk as a puddle of mud, accidentally stepped into a rift in time and space. When he awoke, he was in prehistory, where there was nothing to be had. Life was hard for prehistoric humans: they never had enough to eat or warm clothes to wear.

Watching the locals wolf down raw meat, Juandong looked up at the sky. What was he supposed to do if he couldn't stomach it?

Luckily, he had a golden finger: a trading space. He could sell cooked food there and earn money to buy, buy, buy!

Selling grilled pig trotters! Come take a look! These are made from the feet of ancient giant boars. The meat is tender and juicy, springy but not tough!

Braised titan python, soy-braised dinosaur, sweet-and-sour dire wolf, garlic mammoth, spicy saber-toothed tiger, steamed prehistoric crocodile with rice flour, cumin hyena… So many dishes, all made with authentic wild game!

Business was booming. Juandong counted a stack of gold coins, his eyes narrowing into happy slits.

With gold coins in hand, he could buy anything he wanted!

The local foodie Jialu, who was unable to resist delicious food, said, "Dongdong, I want braised lion meat."

Chef Juandong waved his spatula. "You got it. Coming right up."

A resilient foodie bottom x a loyal, honest top

[The story focuses on the shifting continental plates during the Ice Age, the alternation between glacial and greenhouse periods, and the frequent geological disasters. After witnessing the dinosaurs go extinct, Juandong leads his people through a difficult struggle to survive with the help of his space.]

Please note:

1. This will certainly differ from real prehistory. The details are as written by the clueless author~

2. The plot comes first, romance second. The locals speak Mandarin too, so please don't nitpick.

3. The golden finger is a trading space. People from three thousand different worlds will appear inside and trade with one another.

4. The story starts slowly. The bottom lives alone at first, and the golden finger appears late. The top also appears in Chapter Six.

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Upcoming story No. 1: "The End Times: The Little Raccoon Becomes a Dad"

Xie Ran was a little raccoon spirit who had cultivated for over a thousand years. As he was undergoing his tribulation to ascend, his dark eye patches and pale eyebrows and mouth made him look like a skeleton in the night. The drunken Lord of Thunder and Mother of Lightning mistook him for a skeleton spirit. Since they had a grudge against the White Bone Demon, they immediately struck him with a barrage of thunderbolts. Only after finishing did they realize their mistake. By then, the unfortunate Xie Ran had turned into a wisp of smoke and transmigrated to another world in the stars.

When Xie Ran landed, he was a bear who couldn't fly. He thought he would surely fall and become a mess of flesh, but a human body broke his fall and saved his life.

Xie Ran was a grateful little raccoon. He dragged the unconscious human cushion by one leg and took him to find a doctor…

Nie Chuan, the highest-ranking leader at the R City base, had died alongside the Zombie King when they detonated each other's crystal cores. He thought he had left this world for good, but when he opened his eyes, he found himself in a pocket dimension…

A gentle voice came from above. "Good boy, help Papa stack the bags of rice and flour neatly. The end times are coming, so the two of us need to stock up on lots of food."

Nie Chuan: ???

When did I get a dad???

A naturally spacey, adorable little raccoon spirit bottom x a ruthless base leader who pretends to be weak

Upcoming story No. 2: "When an Occult Master Is Reborn as a Wealthy Family's Cannon-Fodder Young Master"

1.

Jian Xi was reborn, his soul entering the body of the Jian family's young master, who shared his name.

Then netizens noticed that the Jian family's young master, who had been madly pursuing a man on Weibo, had suddenly stopped. His whole style had changed, too.

Master Jian Xi Only Picks Up Joy V: Come take a look! I draw talismans, read fortunes, and assess feng shui. I dispel evil, resolve grievances, and interpret the Five Phases. Huge discounts today…

Netizens: Jian the Scrap Dealer, aren't you chasing Yu Heng anymore?

Master Jian Xi Only Picks Up Joy V: What's Yu Heng? Can you eat him? Is he better than a villa?

Canhui Entertainment CEO Yu Heng V: Waiting for someone to eat their words.

A few days later, a movie set funded by Canhui was haunted. Jian Xi showed up smiling, holding an egg in one arm and a bagua compass in the other. "I can restore peace to your set, but you have to post an apology for that face-slapping incident. Also, raising a dragon egg costs a lot, so since we're old acquaintances, I'll only charge you thirty million for its upkeep."

Yu Heng: Have you gone crazy from being poor?

Jian Xi glared at him without saying a word.

The next day, Yu Heng posted an apology with a grim expression.

Netizens: CEO Yu, does your face hurt?

By the time the dragon egg hatched, Jian Xi was holding thirty million in cash and watching the little dragon grow to look more and more like a larger version of Yu Heng. He started wondering if he had asked for too little money. :(

2.

Jian Xi became an overnight sensation with a single fortune reading. He went from being a despised, useless rich kid to the internet's most famous occult blogger. He excelled at drawing talismans, telling fortunes, reading feng shui, and predicting good and bad luck. He also liked carrying a glittering golden egg while livestreaming exorcisms at mass graves, and selling academic-success charms, ghost-repelling charms, love-attracting charms, evil-dispelling charms…

After seeing his real abilities, netizens all fell to their knees and begged him to tell their fortunes.

A real estate tycoon: Master Jian, please tell my fortune. I'll give you a luxurious villa in the city center, with a lot measuring two thousand square meters, as payment.

Jian Xi: Sure, sure! (????)?

An international movie star: Master Jian, please tell my fortune. I'll give you a Rolls-Royce Phantom as payment.

Jian Xi: Sure, sure! (????)?

A famous young actress: Master Jian, please tell my fortune. I'll give you five million in cash as payment.

Jian Xi put his hands on his hips. "Sure, sure! Just you all wait! :D"

A feng shui master bottom x an overbearing CEO, a golden dragon top

A good young person of the new era: no superstition, no feudalism

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