Can We Announce Our Divorce Today?

[Warning: This is an angst-filled story. The heroine is extremely difficult, and the hero is extremely cold. It turns sweet from Chapter 39 onward. Don't read if that bothers you. Anyone who insults the heroine will get it right back :) ]

My new novel, Gentle Descent, is now underway.

A domineering heiress x a gloomy, cold, scheming movie star

Female lead pursues male lead by force // The male lead pursues his wife after losing her // Reunited after a breakup // Lots of melodrama

Shen Shanshan and Wen Keyao were famous in showbiz as the perfect couple.

They fell in love at seventeen while filming a movie, got married at twenty, and their ship had the biggest fanbase online. The Shengwen Couple check-in thread stayed in the top ten every day.

Then one day, someone suddenly posted a scoop on a gossip forum:

Here's something I heard: a friend saw a famous lovey-dovey couple having a huge fight on set yesterday. The woman, who always acts like a celestial beauty, was cursing the man while grabbing him by the collar and shoving him against the wall. It was a brutal scene.

Solo fans: SSS and WKY? See? I said there's no such thing as a loving couple in showbiz. They just turn a blind eye. Hmph, maybe they actually split up ages ago.

CP fans: Could you at least keep your rumors within reason? Keep this up and you'll be hearing from our lawyers, @Starshine Media @Shengwen Studio. Come out and clarify this already!

As things grew more and more heated, someone claiming to be an insider even leaked their divorce certificate. The CP fans were devastated, while the solo fans celebrated with a giveaway.

Three days later,

@Wen Keyao: Let me introduce her again, everyone. This is my wife, @Shen Shanshan. I just won her back, and we remarried.

@Shen Shanshan: (*^_^*)

A fake fairy who's really a short-tempered Barbie, a B-list actress x A haughty, unconventional, crispy-fried movie star

[Warning: The heroine is difficult, and the hero is cold.]

1. No real-life inspirations.

2. I know my writing isn't great, so there's no need to tell me.

3. Come chat with me on Weibo: @Zhe Xingchen Ma

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Blurb:

Wen Mianmian had been a fan for two years and eight months when one misstep changed everything.

She accidentally slept with her idol's uncle.

The next morning,

Wen Mianmian brushed off her little skirt and got up. Before she could even collect her thoughts, she saw a man sitting by the bed, looking cold and very much not to be trifled with.

And he seemed even more aggrieved than she was.

As if she'd been the one to have her way with him last night.

Thinking about everything she'd done to him,

Wen Mianmian felt a little sorry for him.

So she opened her little purse and expertly tore off a small note, sticking it on his arm.

With a blink, she said softly, "Hello, Uncle. Here's my number. Call me if you need anything."

Lu Xingyang had severe OCD.

He'd kept himself pure for twenty-eight years, only to be knocked off his feet by a little punk girl with green hair and eyeliner swept up to the sky.

After sleeping with him, she even left him a little ticket.

A month later, Lu Xingyang received a call from an unknown number.

A soft voice on the other end sniffled,

"H-hello, Uncle. There's something growing in my tummy, boo-hoo-hoo..."

Bonus scene:

Lu Xingyang's OCD meant he didn't like cat fur or little animals.

But Mianmian loved them and insisted on having one.

Lu Xingyang refused.

The two of them reached a stalemate.

Mianmian pouted and made a fuss. "I don't care! I can't sleep if I don't hear a cat meowing every night. I won't live without a cat!"

Lu Xingyang's expression stayed cold. After a moment, he turned to look at her and said expressionlessly, "Meow..."

Mianmian: ??

Bonus scene 2:

Whenever Mianmian and Lu Xingyang did that, she'd start making all kinds of noises before they even got started, then go completely silent later on.

Lu Xingyang had never understood it. One time, he finally stopped and asked her.

Wen Mianmian's cheeks were slightly flushed, her breath a little unsteady. She gazed up at him with watery eyes and said earnestly, "That's how they write it in novels. I'm cheering you on."

"..." Lu Xingyang's expression darkened. He held her shoulders and asked, displeased, "Then why do you go quiet later?"

"Because I used up all my strength yelling at the beginning." Wen Mianmian noticed he didn't look happy. "You don't like it? Then I'll stop making those sounds from now on."

"That's not it." Lu Xingyang looked down at her, his face seeming to turn a little red. "It's just... you don't have to be so loud..."

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