I'm a Laid-Back Nobody in a Feel-Good Showbiz Novel

You Qiuqiu transmigrated into a book, becoming a minor female character in an entertainment-industry wish-fulfillment novel, so insignificant that she doesn't even have a name in the character list. In a world where everyone strives, competes with others, and aims to become an A-lister and a regular on trending searches, You Qiuqiu looked at her colleagues, each brimming with ambition, and felt nothing at all. She just wanted to be a couch potato. But even as a couch potato, if she wanted to be one with a decent quality of life, she had to work for money. You Qiuqiu: Flopped like a fish.jpg And so the audience saw scenes like these: On a variety show, You Qiuqiu sat on a little folding stool in the shade, cheering on the guests who were working so hard at the games that their faces were contorted. On a livestream, while other female celebrities brought out every talent they had, singing and dancing, or at the very least taking off their makeup live, You Qiuqiu brought out five huge takeout orders. Today, I'm going to livestream eating fried chicken, grilled skewers, ice cream, crayfish, and donuts. Audience: "..." When someone snapped a photo of You Qiuqiu at an awards ceremony, surrounded by handsome men and beautiful women sitting primly, with her mouth hanging open as she slept, You Qiuqiu figured she was probably finished. She'd only dozed off for a moment. How did they manage to photograph her? So annoying! Well... she could just be finished, then. A couch potato didn't want to waste too many brain cells. She'd earned a little money while being forced to work, and with two apartments in the city center, she had enough to become a landlady. Who knew she'd become famous? A regular on the trending searches, an A-lister. Millions of fans cried and shouted, Qiuqiu, you're the cutest baby in the world! You're nothing like those tacky women out there. Mommy (Daddy) loves you! You Qiuqiu: ??? Can a couch potato strike it lucky and turn into a koi fish? A silly, fantastical story coming soon: Heard I'm the Cultivation World's Savior? Starts in February. Please add it to your favorites! The moment Ye Lanqiu saw her face after transmigrating into a book, she knew she absolutely wasn't a background character. She looked around at the icy senior brother cultivating the Heartless Way, the junior sister who seemed like she might be love-struck, and the outer-sect junior brother on the path of rising from a trash spiritual root. Ye Lanqiu: Hahaha, all the flags are stacked up. Triple-stacked, whatever way you stack them, it's over! Fortunately, she arrived early. To avoid becoming the one who got stabbed, the villainess, or the harem member of a domineering male lead, Ye Lanqiu began frantically trying to save herself. Ye Lanqiu showed the icy senior brother some warmth, insisting they were just friendly fellow disciples. The senior brother melted. His expression softened. Ye Lanqiu received homemade pills, handmade pastries, and a bunch of knitted gloves. Ye Lanqiu: ? What do you mean, the Heartless Way has been transformed into the Feminine Way? Ye Lanqiu collected cultivation-world stories about killing your wife to prove your Dao and stuffed them into her junior sister's hands. She warned her that she shouldn't pick up random men on the roadside. From then on, her junior sister drew her sword 0.3 seconds faster whenever she faced a man, and her heart grew colder than someone who'd spent ten years gutting fish at RT-Mart. When her domineering male lead junior brother was being bullied, Ye Lanqiu swooped down from the sky and rescued the beauty. The junior brother looked dazed. "Who are you?" "Your life coach." Ye Lanqiu grabbed a little blackboard and lectured him on how men should behave. A man who doesn't love himself is like rotten cabbage. At last, when the junior brother had pulled his clothes up to his Adam's apple and was trying his hardest not to show any skin, Ye Lanqiu finally got her script. Ye Lanqiu: Foolproof! I've got this. The script: "You are the Cultivation World's Savior." Ye Lanqiu: ... Huh? Me? So I'm the real domineering male lead?! Ye Lanqiu had only ever seen people pretend to be weak while secretly being powerful. Who could tell her what a real pig was supposed to do? With everything already a complete mess, Ye Lanqiu whistled at her archrival, a genius sword cultivator. "You're always hanging around me. You wouldn't happen to have a crush on me, would you?" The cool young man remained expressionless. Ye Lanqiu: 6 The next second, a comment floated above the young man's head: [Aah, the female lead found out! He likes her, he loves her so much, she'll only need to say the word and he'll immediately become her loyal dog!] Ye Lanqiu: 6 Later, Ye Lanqiu was surrounded by her powerful friends and allies, who all set out together and crushed everything in their path. Ye Lanqiu: This is what being a savior feels like. Note: 1. The heroine grows stronger over time. She's very strong, and the strongest by the end. She isn't actually a pig! Theme: Love