General, Your Eye Patch Has Gained Sentience

In the year so-and-so, while a supermarket was having a sale, I was bought by this cauliflower and naturally became his favorite eyepatch... Why? Because he's gotten me all smelly! He won't leave me alone. Good grief! (I won't tell you that this is how I became sentient!) Related stories: The Admiral, Your Boutonniere Has Become Sentient! (BG: Sakazuki); The Admiral, Your Eyes Have Become Sentient! (BG: Borsalino).