Crossover: Currently Serving in the Military

My goal is to work hard and become a civil servant.

I have a few options...

1. Join the military

2. Become a professional hero

3. Get in through connections...

Borsalino: Yeah~ Little miss, I've already pulled some strings for you. Don't worry, Marshal Sengoku is my teacher, so he won't say anything~

Me: Damn capitalism. Sorry, but I refuse.

Senju Tobirama: Why not come to Konoha? I happen to have a few S-rank missions I can give you.

Me: Bro, do you really not care whether I live or die?

Saitama: Come be a hero! There are no benefits, and I'm short a cook!

Me: ...

Me: I've decided. I'm going to be a villain!

Shanks: I don't know why I'm a villain, but you're very welcome. I can give you a special position in the Red-Haired Pirates...

Orochimaru: I don't know why I'm being dug up again when I've already been resurrected. Anyway, could you tell my idol I want to go work for him?

Me: Maybe I'll just be an ordinary person!

Nami: Hey! Welcome!

Sakura Haruno: I'm the most ordinary one in the house of overpowered characters. Welcome!

...Note: A vast shared universe.

There may be some out-of-character moments, but I'll be careful.

Theme: Comedy