[Naruto] Everything's Gone Off the Rails Again Today

Scene One:

Tobirama Senju uses the Flying Thunder God behind Uchiha Izuna, certain that in the next moment he’ll be able to stab through the evil Uchiha.

In the next moment, he does indeed appear there, but someone else comes with him: Sakura Haruno.

And she crushes his blade in her hand.

“Oh my, Tobirama, do you have to be so intense the moment we meet? I won’t be able to take it!” The pink-haired woman in a red kimono has clearly been summoned by the Flying Thunder God. One moment she was at the Uzumaki residence, and the next she was here.

Nearby, Hashirama Senju picks up the Shuriken used to perform the Flying Thunder God. A line is engraved on it:

“Summoning of Love: Sakura Haruno”

He thinks it over for a moment. So the clan members were right when they said Tobirama and Sakura-chan were having an affair.

Scene Two:

The Senju Clan members are all saying that Sakura Haruno of the Uzumaki Clan has fallen for someone else, and the one she likes is the second son of the Uchiha Clan.

“Hey, I’ve already told you I’m not Sasuke. Stop pestering me,” says the fierce Izuna.

“I’m just curious how there could be someone who looks so much like you!” The pink-haired woman leans in close to study the man’s pale face. They really do look alike!

“Even if you’re curious, don’t get so close! Do you know what the Senju Clan members are saying about me now?” The man’s face turns red.

“What are they saying?”

They’re saying I stole someone else’s love and have no taste! How could my taste be so bad that I’d fall for a pink-haired, muscular Barbie?

Reading Notes:

1. This story is sweet and funny.

2. If you don’t like it, spit it out.

Theme: Comedy.