Please Speak Like a Human

Jian Xiaofan: She is a valiant female general, every bit as formidable as any man on the battlefield. He is a sickly prince, frustrated and trapped in the royal family’s power struggles...

Lin Cheng raised an eyebrow. “Speak plainly.”

Jian Xiaofan: “Ah, your deep eyes and chiseled features, like ice sculptures. Just a slight lift of your brow, and you’re so wickedly intimidating...”

Lin Cheng: “Get off my bed in three seconds.”

Jian Xiaofan snorted. “A man who takes what he wants and then turns cold.”

Lin Cheng: “...”

A third-rate romance novelist X a sharp-tongued, cold architect