Blind Date Notice

[About the Navy Curse] A long, long time ago... No, that’s getting off track. At the pinnacle of justice, Marineford, Navy Headquarters, there was a group of high-quality men. Unfortunately, they were all old bachelors. [For the record: Mr. Garp says, “I even have a grandson, so don’t go talking nonsense.”] But as time went by, rumors spread that the Navy was either impotent or gay. As a result, a whole host of young women would rather pay pirates for sex than sleep with Navy men, who were government employees. The most important question is: Why do so many young people join the pirates? Here’s why: the Navy’s admirals in their generation are all old bachelors, and posters that were supposed to promote the Three Admirals were altered to portray them as the Navy’s representative bachelors. As a result, fewer and fewer people have joined the Navy over the years. So our Marshal Sengoku made a sweeping gesture and commissioned me to find partners for all the Navy big shots.