How Did I, of All People, Get Laid Off?

As a bona fide scum-bottom, Chu Li is dedicated to his work, diligent and conscientious, always on the front lines of scum-top and scum-bottom stories.

But lately, Chu Li has realized he might be out of a job.

The scum tops have suddenly started breaking character, galloping off in the direction of devoted, loyal tops.

Random Cannon Fodder A: He stole it. He betrayed us. He's a complete bastard.

Scum Top: I gave it to him. If you can't watch your mouth, I can sew it shut.

Some White Moonlight: I hurt myself by accident. It wasn't his fault.

Scum Top: I saw what happened.

Random Cannon Fodder B: He deliberately tried to seduce me. I turned him down, but he kept throwing himself at me.

Scum Top: You have a death wish!

Chu Li: Sniff, I don't want to lose my job. If I do, I won't get any points, and I won't be able to get promoted.

Scum Top: Honey, what kind of job do you want? Am I not giving you enough money?

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Tip: An extremely melodramatic story

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