Can a Mackerel Join the Vongola Family?

Novel blurb:

Dazai Osamu, former executive of the Port Mafia, now an outside advisor to the Vongola Family.

From Yokohama to Sicily, a life spent mixing with the underworld needs no explanation.

Mori Ougai weeps with joy, while Reborn is ecstatic.

The blue-haired mackerel is destined to join the biggest seafood dynasty in the underworld!

For this, he crosses the river of time and the torrent of space, punches cotton-candy villains, and kicks his parallel-world selves.

His life has never been without fleeting moments of warmth, so in the end he returns to the ordinary town of Namimori, where he hears a long-missed phrase...

"Welcome home!"

tips:

1. The story begins in elementary school.

2. Characters may act out of character. If that bothers you, please make a timely escape.

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Kurusu only nodded off during an utterly ordinary math class, and from then on, the gates to a new world opened before her.

First, she was bound for no apparent reason to a System run by a lunatic. Then she encountered a deranged male ghost who wanted to kill everyone at her school for her sake.

All she could say was, there is absolutely no need for that.

After a great deal of hardship, she escaped the male ghost number one's hometown and fled into an Infinite asylum.

There was no time to mourn male ghost number one. The next to arrive on the battlefield was...

Male Ghost Number Two: The bloodthirsty ghost king, suppressed for a thousand years in the vampire clan instance.

In a desolate cemetery.

He held Kurusu tightly. His crimson eyes were full of ravenous hunger, yet matched by an equal measure of restraint.

"I crave your blood, your bones. I crave your soul and your gaze. Your affection is as precious as my life."

Male Ghost Number Three: The absolute tyrant who rules the world in the apocalypse instance.

In a perilous rainforest.

"Why don't you treat your people better?"

"They believe in me as a king, as a god. As long as the merciless sun hangs eternally overhead, they will never lose hope of living on. I have no need to treat anyone gently..."

"But if you stay and become the other half of the throne of this realm, and treat them better, perhaps they will be grateful for your presence."

Male Ghost Number Four: The lone killer who hunts everyone in the battlefield instance.

On a battlefield strewn with corpses.

The young killer, his face smeared with blood and madness, holds a dagger in each hand and stabs at a shimmering illusion.

"Don't go, don't go, don't go, don't go, don't go, don't go!"

And there are also pitiful number five, scientist number six, legal loli number seven...

After an exhilarating and perilous mental hospital adventure, Kurusu finally discovers an astonishing secret.

What do you mean, the male ghosts chasing her are apparently all the same person?

And what do you mean, the male ghost's true form is actually everyone's big boss, a certain evil god who neglects his duties?

Evil God: "That means you can ignore those guys. You only have to love me."

Kurusu: "I never said I liked you, though."

Evil God: "Then whichever one of them you like, I can be him too. Anyone you dislike has no reason to exist."

[Outpatient/Emergency Room - Countdown to the College Entrance Exam]

[Examination Room One - Blood-Red Dusk]

[Examination Room Two - Lost in the Rainforest]

[Examination Room Three - Wasteland Civilization]

[Examination Room Four - Black Diary]

[Examination Room Five - Falling Star Moment]

(The instances are still tentative and may be adjusted.)

Reading tips:

1. The male and female leads are mutually devoted in their madness. They're locked in for good.

2. The male lead has a split personality and keeps playing hard-to-get in every instance.

3. The female lead is clever and adorable, but not some extraordinary genius. This is not a strong female lead story. There are scenes such as the male lead rescuing the female lead, so don't read if that bothers you.

4. Updates every other day while it's on the rankings, usually at noon.

Inspired by Maslow's hierarchy of needs. Human beings have five levels of needs, usually depicted as a pyramid. From the bottom of the hierarchy to the top, they are physiological needs, safety needs, love and belonging, esteem, and self-actualization.

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Saved on July 10, 2026.

Theme: Among countless identical protagonists, all trapped in the mire, only he unexpectedly experiences being loved. Thus he longs to find a place to belong and to be happy, reaching desperately toward the light. Along the way, he learns to protect and to wait, becoming happy like an ordinary person.