A silly, fake-cultivation sweet treat told from a third-person female lead's perspective.
Here is the blurb for The Male Lead, Come Out and Walk a Few Steps (Hammer-Imitation Edition):
My name is Liang Dachui. Every day, I wake up in a bed more than fifty thousand square meters wide, surrounded by over two hundred handsome male servants. But wealth hasn't made me happy. I just want to cultivate and ascend as soon as possible. Get away from me, you damn magic artifacts! Get away, you damn spirit stones! Get away and stop bothering me!
When will I finally ascend? Sigh...
Today, I'm inspecting one of my subordinate sects. My family has lots and lots of affiliated sects like this, and lots and lots of lowly cleaning boys, too. Oh my god, who hired this cleaning boy? He has no sense at all. He actually got my clothes dirty!
The cleaning boy lowered his head and apologized. "I'm sorry, Your Lordship. I didn't do it on purpose. I'm really sorry I got your clothes dirty..."
I was furious. "What the heck does it count as if not on purpose?! These are the most luxurious limited-edition cultivation robes in the cultivation world. They're incredibly expensive. Even if I sold you, you couldn't pay me back!"
The cleaning boy actually glared at me. "I'm a proper cleaning boy! I'm not for sale! Don't think you can trample on my dignity just because you have a little money!"
Me: "Someone actually dares to disrespect me? I've never felt anything like this before. I'm furious! Guards, drag him out and behead him!"
The cleaning boy: "Wait, this isn't how the story is supposed to go! Aren't you supposed to invite me on a world tour atop a top-grade spirit beast? Aren't you supposed to fall in love with someone as fresh, unassuming, and different as me???"
Me: Heh. (Rolls eyes.)
Key points:
1. The female lead is beautiful, but she isn't delicate, meek, or sweet. If you like stories where girls can only find happiness by relying on men, please move along.
2. This story has a happy ending, and features handsome, pure-hearted male supporting characters. For other details, please see the author's notes posted with the chapters. All nitpickers and self-righteous moralists, please move along.
3. The proper title of this story is Carefree Art. Its spin-off, Master, Please Get a Grip! (Carefree Rhapsody), is also available.
4. The companion story, Borrow Five Hundred More Guts from Heaven (Carefree Command), is also available. Muah!
5. Please add my upcoming stories Super Mario Doesn't Want to Be the Everyone's Darling and The Beloved Consort's Glory to your reading lists. Muah!
6. I have quite a few other completed stories, all with different styles and subjects. If you're interested, feel free to browse my author page. Happy reading, muah!
Promotional recommendations for my completed stories:
Silly female lead: Big Brother Is Right
Drama-queen male lead: My Consort Prince Won't Listen
Silly male lead: What a Delight
Iron-willed, heroic beauty of a female lead: I, a Virtuous Man
A domineering male lead who rises to power thanks to his daughter: The Dragon-Proud Hero's Day-to-Day Life as a Live-in Son-in-Law
Adorable male leads: Raising a Cute Husband, The Little Sprite, A Beautiful Match (somewhat cute)
Alluring, scheming male lead: Capturing the Arrogant Gentleman
Proud, teary-eyed male lead: Dream of the Imperial Liang
Super-toxic female leads: My Ex-Boyfriends and Me, That's Just How I Am
Unmarried widow female lead: The Hard-to-Win Bride
Tragic, beautiful male lead who acts like a mother: Borrow Five Hundred More Guts from Heaven (Warning: includes a minor boys' love side pairing)
Male lead with multiple personalities: The Rumored Junior Uncle
Two-faced female lead versus a mad male lead: Master, Please Get a Grip
Silly female lead versus the cinnabar mole and the white moonlight: The Male Lead, Come Out and Walk a Few Steps
Half-demon bandit heroine versus a beacon of righteousness male mentor: Yuchuan and Li
Male leads listed in no particular order: Marrying Into Her Family
Three's a Crowd, and Winter's for Burning: Immortal Journey: Burning Winter
Theme: You only win if you dare to fight.
A Winter Ablaze on the Immortal Journey
Marrying Into Her Family
The Dragon-Aotian Son-in-Law’s Daily Life
Carefree Ballad [Part One: Slight GB]
Yuchuan and Li
Master, Please Come to Your Senses!
Lend Me Five Hundred More Guts, Heaven!
Working Title
This Is Just Who I Am
Me, a Decent Man!
The Real and Fake Lover
My Consort Won't Listen
Ah... I haven't seen this kind of heroine for a long time who is not disturbed by any external factors, is devoted to the Tao, and strives to pursue her own life. I really love Liang Dachui so much. This is the standard heroine character in my heart [Compare Heart]. Thank you, the author, for letting me know such a heroine who perfectly suits my heart. I unilaterally declare that Liang Dachui, Lord Liang, is my heart. [Compare Heart][Compare Heart][Compare Heart]
I really like Chuizhui's character 🌈 🌈
Congratulations on the completion! Generous and open-minded, worthy of being a hammer
Sure enough, Sledgehammer is not a casual person. What is there to talk about with a scum like Yun? Sexism in the cultivation world is so disgusting.
No one has read such a good article! When I saw the end, I was so afraid that Sledgehammer would give up on his ascension. Fortunately, he still ascended, and I was willing to give the male protagonist a chance. The ending was really good. Anyway, I think it's great that so many people like to take care of my child.
The heroine is really irresponsible towards her child like this... Since she didn't care about her child at all after she was born, why did she decide to stay in the first place...
Alas, it should also end like this. After reading the whole story, I have the impression that Sledgehammer has never had any romantic feelings for Yun Meiren. Some things were missed by chance.
No!!! Please don't be so cruel~~ You are torturing three beauties... Endlessly
Very nice! I held it in for a long time and couldn't say anything, it's so beautiful
Very nice article, thank you author!