Lend Me Five Hundred More Guts, Heaven!

Blurb for Borrow Five Hundred More Gallstones from Heaven:

Qiu Yuan, a famous name on the Immortal Realm's list of handsome men, has fallen for Jinlan, the King of All Beasts, but he doesn't dare confess.

Every time he works up the courage to say it, he sees King Jinlan sending yet another would-be admirer flying off to the Western Heavens with a single swipe. After much deliberation, Qiu Yuan ultimately chooses to stay silent.

The greatest distance in the world isn't the separation between species. It's you standing right in front of me, while I don't dare tell you I love you.

Female lead: "Here's your chance. Get over here and tell me you love me!" (￣へ￣)

Male lead: "...Never mind." (trembling.jpg) "Secretly admiring you is still the safest option_(:з"∠)_"

Key points:

1. Happy ending, one true pairing. The genuinely gentle little dragon man Qiu Yuan x the genuinely fierce tigress Jinlan. A silly, nonsensical, zany little story.

2. For certain infuriating reasons that can't be spoiled just yet, the male lead becomes the only male in the Six Realms who can give birth. (Qiu Yuan: I'm suffering so much inside o(╥﹏╥)o)

3. Updates will be announced on Weibo. Weibo name: Jinjiang Su Ke'an. New and returning readers are all welcome. Sending kisses!

4. Feel free to follow the author's page. There are many completed stories in different genres, so there's sure to be one for you.

5. The official title of this story is Carefree Order. Its companion stories in the series are Male Lead, Come Out for a Walk? (Carefree Art) and Master, Please Come to Your Senses! (Carefree Verse). Please check them out.

6. Please add my story about a scumbag woman from ancient times who is reborn to your reading list: The Glory of a Favored Consort.

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The author's completed works, recommended by genre:

Silly female lead: Senior Brother Is Right

Drama queen male lead: My Prince Consort Doesn't Listen

Silly male lead: What a Delight

Beautiful, iron-blooded heroine: I Am a Good Man

Dragon-pride male lead elevated by his daughter: The Dragon-Pride's Live-in Son-in-Law

Adorable male leads: Raising a Cute Husband, The Little Sprites, A Beautiful Fate (a little adorable)

Flirtatious, alluring male lead: Capturing the Proud Man

Proud crybaby male lead: Dream of the Royal Liang

Utterly awful female leads: All About My Ex-Boyfriends, This Is Just How I Am

Unmarried young widow heroine: The Difficult-to-Win Jiao Niang

Tragic, beautiful male lead who mothers his family: Borrow Five Hundred More Gallstones from Heaven (Warning: contains a mildly danmei-coded side couple)

Split-personality male lead: The Rumored Junior Uncle

Two-faced female lead x mad male lead: Master, Please Come to Your Senses!

Silly female lead x cinnabar mole and white moonlight: Male Lead, Come Out for a Walk?

Half-demon bandit heroine x righteous male master: Yu Chuan and Li

The male leads are not ranked: Becoming a Son-in-Law for My Wife

Three's a crowd, but winter is burning: Immortal Journey Through Winter

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