Shocking: A Tiger Has Appeared in the College Dorm

(An old prehistoric hole in the ground. I wrote a short story to fill it.) While watching furry content in his dorm, Furu was caught peeping at again by his roommate, Li Hu. Li Hu: “You really like this kind of thing?” He nodded, neither confirming nor denying it. Li Hu: “Then turn around and look at me.” He turned around. A huge tiger in a school uniform stood in the dorm room, upright on two legs. Li Hu's voice came from its gaping maw: “Do you like it?” Furu: “!” Theme: What you love is your life.