The Story of a Soft Little Bottom

(An old prehistoric plot hole, patched with a little secret short story) This is the story of an adorable little bottom who is so cute he makes you spit up milk. One day, his husband discovered that the milk he spit up had miraculous effects: it could prolong life and preserve beauty. His husband heartlessly sold him to the Umbrella Corporation. After being locked in an underground lab and milked for ten years, he turned completely evil. "An eye for an eye, blood for milk." "I'll make you pay in blood!" Theme: Weather the storm, and you'll see the rainbow.