[Crossover] Every Male God Wants Me but Can't Have Me

[This story is on hiatus. The reason and the remaining outline are in the latest chapter.]

[New story: [Crossover] Fierce and Adorable! is now open. Please add it to your collection!]

My name is Huangshan Chihuo. I'm from Meteor City, I'm a hero by profession, and I enjoy romances that end amicably.

The world is so big, and I'm such a free spirit. But one day, all the ex-boyfriends I'd dumped came looking for me, and their reasons were not romantic at all.

--They all wanted to settle the score with me.

The members of this little squad out for revenge are:

A durian-headed hero with an outrageously expressive face

A tsundere hat rack who rules Yokohama

A blond mafia from Italy

The peerless, elegant captain of Rikkai University

They say life is full of surprises. Dating is hard enough, and the people above are at least more or less normal. But walk down too many dark roads and you'll run into ghosts; date too many people and...

You'll run into weirdos.

Sir, with your red hair, golden eyes, and wickedly handsome looks, would you mind explaining why someone so refined in speech and manner turned overnight into a clown wearing a flashy bodysuit, purple high heels, and bizarre makeup?

There's something I really want to say, but I'm not sure I should. :)

[Reading Tips]

1) Lots of personal headcanons, a crossover setting, and a story that goes completely off the rails.

2) Unless something unexpected happens, the pairing will be the one on the cover.

3) The female lead is very strong (and a bit of a jerk). Please don't attack me if that's not your thing (I'm just trying to survive QAQ).

4) A nonsensical, silly story with out-of-character moments and plenty of wish fulfillment.

----Recommendations----

My completed story: I Could Never Marry Kinomoto [Crossover], pairing: the older brother

My completed story: [Crossover] After Retiring from the Pirate World, I Went on a Blind Date, pairing: Green-Hair

My completed story: I Could Never Have a Fiance [Crossover], pairing: The Ice Emperor

My ongoing story: [Pokemon] An Unexpected Encounter, pairing: Shigeru

My friend's stories, which are really good:

I Got Divorced from Edogawa Ranpo, by Jizi Bing

The Little Miss of the Port Mafia, by Yu Tang

Also, feel free to add the author's page to your collection. Mua~

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