Miss Goodie-Two-Shoes on Weekdays [Mr. Bad Guy on Days Off]

Miss Goodie-Two-Shoes traveled all the way to Earth, only to have a crook swindle every last coin from her wallet on her very first day. She nearly starved to death on the street.

With nowhere else to turn, she found a high-paying job with room and board just before she was about to die.

The catch was that the workplace was an evil organization currently invading Earth.

Miss Goodie-Two-Shoes was stunned. She had never done a single bad thing in her entire life!

But a promise was a promise. Since she had been hired, she had to keep work and personal life separate: be a diligent villain on weekdays, then go back to being a good person after work.

And so

One workday, in the evil organization's conference room.

Villainous Boss: Veles, what are your thoughts on our plan to wipe out humanity?

Miss Goodie-Two-Shoes: General, I have a plan that can break humanity psychologically.

Villainous Boss: Oh? Let's hear it.

Miss Goodie-Two-Shoes: Humans love pandas. If we wipe out every panda in the world, they'll be heartbroken. That will be the perfect opportunity for us to conquer Earth.

Villainous Boss (slamming the table and jumping up): What?! No! Absolutely not! Pandas are so cute!

Miss Goodie-Two-Shoes: Don't rush, General. We don't have to wipe them out in the literal sense. Pandas are pandas because they're black and white, so all we have to do is make them stop being black and white. Plan A: dye every panda's black patches white, turning them into white bears! Plan B: dye every panda's white patches black, turning them into black bears!

We may never know how humanity would react, but after imagining pandas in a single color, Mr. Villain completely fell apart, his eyes going blank.

The plan was rejected.

That day, Mr. Villain's love for pandas once again saved Earth.

Day off.

Freed from evil mode, Miss Goodie-Two-Shoes quietly took cash from her savings and apologized to the people she had hurt while on the job.

"I'm so sorry I accidentally damaged your front yard while fighting the Earth Defense Force. Here's compensation!"

"As Plan C of the panda-dyeing project, I dyed every zebra in the zoo white. I'm so sorry! Here's reimbursement…"

The salary the evil organization paid Miss Goodie-Two-Shoes soon wasn't enough.

On her days off, she found a part-time job looking after pandas at the zoo.

On her first day, she stood in the panda enclosure with a broom, getting up close to the pandas, when she suddenly sensed a familiar presence.

She looked up and unexpectedly met the eyes of her villainous boss, who was outside the enclosure frantically taking pictures of the pandas.

Miss Goodie-Two-Shoes: "…"

General?!

Where's your usual fearsome, cold, domineering self? Why do you look so jealous and envious?!

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Trope logged: 4/2/2024

Theme: Good people are rewarded for their goodness