How Can a Face-Blind Person Coexist Peacefully with Superheroes? [Western Crossover]

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/So this is probably a case of playing with fire and getting burned, in a way/

/As someone with face blindness, I can't even tell Loki and Tony apart/

/As a corrupted fire elemental, is my job title a little off?/

Qiao Ji is face-blind, severely so: he can't tell a potato from a human face. But that doesn't stop him from being one ridiculously awesome guy.

As a killer who fights with a club, Qiao Ji should belong to the neutral faction. As a corrupted fire elemental wielding undying black flames, he should be a villain... So how on earth did he end up as off-the-books support for the superheroes?!

Qiao Ji: I believe I'm a bad guy, and an important villain at that.

Qiao Ji, who somehow found himself under Batman's surveillance: utterly baffled.

Qiao Ji, who suddenly went from a normal person to a corrupted fire elemental: baffled for the second time.

Qiao Ji, who somehow became a partner to the Avengers and the Justice League: baffled for the third time.

Qiao Ji, who got taken in by Tony Stark before he could even process what was happening: baffled for the fourth time.

Qiao Ji, who doesn't want to admit he likes it: baffled for the fifth time. M.M.P., did I grab the wrong script or what?! I definitely grabbed the wrong one, right?!

User guide:

1. The protagonist is always the top, no exceptions. 1v1, pairing undecided, depending on popularity. (Though I'm actually leaning toward Tony.)

2. If anyone thinks something is off, like the characterization or plot, or has a new idea, please be sure to tell me. I'll fix it and work it into the story, so please leave comments!

3. There's a good chance I'll mess up the timeline. I'll do my best to keep the characters in character. I'll try to update regularly... Do make sure to pester me for updates... If you keep at it, I might even update daily. (Laughs.)